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10-28-2005, 09:56 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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 Be totally honest on the test. He knows if you're lying. And be careful... It'll put your eye out! 
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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10-28-2005, 08:34 PM
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Expectorant Inspector
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Somewhere In Pennsylvania
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What test are you all talking about??? Should I be scared?
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10-28-2005, 09:04 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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be afraid ,
Be Verry afraid !!!!!!! Welcome
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10-28-2005, 11:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Oklahoma
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And...You can check out....but you can never leave!! Just curious - were you a lurker long before postng? None of my business, just wondering if many folks lurked as long as I did before jumping in! |
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10-29-2005, 12:09 AM
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Expectorant Inspector
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Somewhere In Pennsylvania
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Nope, wasn't a lurker at all, joined the first night I found this forum.
And thank you for the welcome.
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10-29-2005, 12:32 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Don't worry about the test.
It only hurts for a little while... Camera? Check. Astro-Glide? Check. Rubber gloves? Check. LumberJim, the exam room is ready... justmehere99, go with God.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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10-29-2005, 01:18 AM
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Expectorant Inspector
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Somewhere In Pennsylvania
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OMG! Now I'm really scared! 
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10-29-2005, 01:33 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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We've all been there and, emotional scars nothwithstanding, we're all still here. What's left of us, anyway. We all left a little peice of us in "that room." Pray.
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10-29-2005, 01:51 AM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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I showed up before there was a test, so I got grandfathered in.
Grandfather doesn't run anywhere near as fast as lumberjim, so it was easy to keep clear of him. Just feel fortunate that today isn't a baptism by fire day.
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10-29-2005, 08:24 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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and be glad LJ gives it and not TW.......
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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10-29-2005, 08:36 AM
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Expectorant Inspector
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Somewhere In Pennsylvania
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Ok, now I'm really curious......give me the test now!
The waiting is killing me.
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10-29-2005, 09:37 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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the quiz:
1. What does it mean when the wind blows from the East to the West? 2. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? 3. Is, proper punctuation; or accurate speeling mor impotant? 4. What? 5. What's that on your desk next to the speaker? 6. Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog? 7. Where do m&m's melt? 8. Have you ever danced the Lambada? 9. How do you know she is a witch? 10. What is the opposite of 'above me?'
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10-29-2005, 09:52 AM
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Expectorant Inspector
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Somewhere In Pennsylvania
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the quiz:
1. What does it mean when the wind blows from the East to the West? Ok, I'm totally geographically incorrect, so I have no clue. 2. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, hit her again. 3. Is, proper punctuation; or accurate speeling mor impotant? I'm assuming you mean speaking, so I'll say that is more important. 4. What? What what? 5. What's that on your desk next to the speaker? A bowl of orange & black M&M's. 6. Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog? Both 7. Where do m&m's melt? In my mouth, of course. 8. Have you ever danced the Lambada? Nope, got 2 left feet. 9. How do you know she is a witch? Her broom is in the parking lot?? 10. What is the opposite of 'above me?' Below me.....hmmmm, is this a trick question? __________________ that's just a hard goddamned fact of life. |
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10-29-2005, 12:11 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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well, kids? she got 3 right, 4 wrong, and 3 whatevers. i've seen far worse. should we keep her?
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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10-29-2005, 12:12 PM
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Don't Call Me Shirley
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Hola, justyouthere99!
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