Anyone want to write a story?

[Sundae]

"My dear", replied Plthjinx removing his flying goggles, "I have no idea. But be a good sort, what – don't say anything in front of the D-O-G."

Understanding completely that it was poor form to air your troubles in front of canines, Brianna dimpled a reply and set about tucking her guests into the limousine with tartan blankets and flasks of tea.

"Do help yourselves to sandwiches" she trilled, swigging on a barely concealed hipflask that winked below her thigh-skimming dress.

BusterB gagged on a tomato sandwich, "No flavour. You want decent tomatoes you better call me in future Brianna."

By this time Brianna had elegantly motioned the driver to proceed and not spare the horses, and the beautiful leather interior was pebbled with drops of tea, masticated snacks and dog drool. Despite this sacrifice to the gods of speed, a set of headlights was already illuminating moustaches from the rear, creating coat hanger shadows on the partition.

"Darn" said Brianna, wide eyed & innocent, "Perhaps I should have taken the time to wax after all…."

"Just cross your legs," replied BusterB

"You're mainlining xoxoxoBruce!" cried Pltjinx in obvious distress.

"You say that like it’s a bad thing, would you prefer Urbane Guerrilla?"

And in UT's lair, RuPaul's Supermodel of the World hit the decks…….