I'm running for Congress

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It would be cool if I were the only guy running against her, and some scandal broke out which allowed me to win. Can you imagine having me in congress?

This is a standard fantasy, not really true. If a scandal broke out she would still get more votes than you. If she was arrested and charged with murder she would still get more votes than you. Nevertheless, "some weird fluke" has been the political strategy for almost every L campaign ever run. Have fun making work for the election departments and boosting your ego.