Cats and Buttered Toast

[Troubleshooter]

It may precipitate a stochastic ooze.

[Cyclefrance]

Originally Posted by Troubleshooter

It may precipitate a stochastic ooze.

Heaven forbid that it does, that could take days to clear up. What makes you think that this could happen anyway, given that these are such rare occurences these days....?

[Troubleshooter]

Originally Posted by Cyclefrance

Heaven forbid that it does, that could take days to clear up. What makes you think that this could happen anyway, given that these are such rare occurences these days....?

Well considering the wait period for a stochastic ooze is theoretically longer than the universe has been in existance it's hard to judge when one might naturally occur, but since the quantum forces involved are supposed to result in something resembling teleportation it would make it logical that actually seeing it occur is impossible using current methods.

[busterb]

If "ya'll" stopped by and helped me clean the damn kitchen, you wouldn't give a damn about the toast or cat.

[Cyclefrance]

Originally Posted by Troubleshooter

Well considering the wait period for a stochastic ooze is theoretically longer than the universe has been in existance it's hard to judge when one might naturally occur, but since the quantum forces involved are supposed to result in something resembling teleportation it would make it logical that actually seeing it occur is impossible using current methods.

No, sorry , can't agree about the teleportation link - not with live animals and all. For teleportation you need something like an Everyman Portable Demogriphicating Alien Transportation Device although these can be quite tricky to set up, especially in the co-ordinates department.

And the likelihood of the combination of cat and toast therefore starting one of these events - given their extreme infrequency - becomes all the more difficult to accept (let alone prove). A shade more head-scratching needed, I think....