Am I the only one...

Originally Posted by Cyclefrance

You have two choices so far as I can see. One of those police telephone box thingies that will allow you to jump time whenever there is a holiday looming, or alternatively three vallium and a large bourbon should produce the same result (and be cheaper, and also avoid your possibly/probably encountering unwelcome visitors like Daleks and such) - actually make that five vallium and three large Bourbons - some of these holidays embrace weekends....

Hmmm... Your suggestion would leave me either passed out on the kitchen floor for the next 6 weeks or else stuck in a phone booth with 5 Monica Lewinsky's. I'm afraid you'll have to do better than that.

By the way, TS, if you want an antidote to all that Christmas music. Click on this link and scroll down to the bottom to hear what will surely become a classic in years to come. Try it!