Why do I love George Bush?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-30-2005, 08:19 AM

D+ is generous. He obviously didn't "get it" at all. Tried to fit his view of the general population to posters he knows nothing about in a thread he doesn't understand.

glatt · 11-30-2005, 08:40 AM

I'm touched.

After he edited his rant, he PMed me.

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youre a fake robot bitch, you know that?

well, its not fake like you are, bitch, so get used to it, you greedy asshole. get in your fucking suv and do the world a favor and get in a fatal wreck.

Sundae · 11-30-2005, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

I'm touched.

After he edited his rant, he PMed me.

Doesn't matter who you are, you're always someone's bitch I guess

Elspode · 11-30-2005, 01:36 PM

This year, I am proud to say that I am donating a portion of all proceeds from my Xmas panhandling to my local chapter of the Society to Help Humor Impaired Twits (SHHIT). Funds so gathered will go toward the purchase of classic issues of National Lampoon, Mad Magazine and a collection of George Carlin videos to be distributed to people like Deimos. In this way, even the most socially stagnated and politically correct among us can learn the valuable tension-relieving tools of sarcasm, gross exaggeration and comedic hyperbole, thus becoming useful, contributing members of semi-intellectual venues such as The Cellar.

Won't you please help with a donation?

Griff · 11-30-2005, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Funds so gathered will go toward the purchase of classic issues of National Lampoon, Mad Magazine...

[primitive]What's the deal with Mad Magazine sucking ass now? I loved that mag once upon a time.[highjacking]

View Poll Results: I love Junior because:
I enjoy how life in the US is just like life in the Twilight Zone these days	8	30.77%
I'm a kid who blows up frogs, myself	3	11.54%
I adore watching darkies drown on the evening news	1	3.85%
He's put the terror back in the word "terrorism!"	9	34.62%
It's about time someone got rid of that stupid bill of rights!	8	30.77%
I love my country, but I love my SUV more!	1	3.85%
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11-30-2005, 08:19 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	D+ is generous. He obviously didn't "get it" at all. Tried to fit his view of the general population to posters he knows nothing about in a thread he doesn't understand. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-30-2005, 01:36 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	This year, I am proud to say that I am donating a portion of all proceeds from my Xmas panhandling to my local chapter of the Society to Help Humor Impaired Twits (SHHIT). Funds so gathered will go toward the purchase of classic issues of National Lampoon, Mad Magazine and a collection of George Carlin videos to be distributed to people like Deimos. In this way, even the most socially stagnated and politically correct among us can learn the valuable tension-relieving tools of sarcasm, gross exaggeration and comedic hyperbole, thus becoming useful, contributing members of semi-intellectual venues such as The Cellar. Won't you please help with a donation? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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