How to drink vodka and stay sober

[Kitsune]

What the hell? You get that kind of talk out of here!

Drinking to stay sober, especially with a beverage with as little taste quality as vodka, serves no point. You drink to drink. I would have thought the Russians, of all people, would certainly know this rule.

Russians believe that foreigners don’t know how to drink. They don’t eat while drinking. They mix cocktails. They sip vodka instead of taking shots.

Russians need to understand that foreigners sip their drinks because their drinks don't taste like windshield washer fluid and even more because their drinks don't contain windshield washer fluid.

In short, they do everything to get drunk from the minimum amount of alcohol.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Why criticize the efficient?

Keep a small bottle of beer in refrigerator. Wake up at about 5 in the morning, drink your beer and go back to bed. It prevents hang-over in the morning.

Those Russians sure know how to party!