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Originally Posted by slang

So it's a "make my day, please fall inside" law. Good.

There are some states that you not only have to leave when an intruder breaks in, but you must also have low cal sandwhich fixings ready with a six pack of cola beverage, as well as having the TV remote included with that package.

There is no law at this time that the TV remote must have multilinguial instructions available, which is truly a violation of civil rights.

Better make that low-fat sandwich fixins as well, because you'll be sued for contributing to their future heart attack or obesity problem as well. Let's hear it for victim mentality!