HN51 aware?

wolf · 03-21-2006, 01:35 PM

I, for one, will be forsaking sex with poultry for the duration of this emergency.

tw · 03-21-2006, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I, for one, will be forsaking sex with poultry for the duration of this emergency.

And what about those meals that are better than sex? ... (A sign of age.)

Trilby · 03-21-2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tw

And what about those meals that are better than sex? ... (A sign of age.)

A sign of age, indeed. I can think of at least two meals that are better than sex. I can't wait till I can think of ten. I can't wait until I no longer CARE about sex. Old age--freedom!

wolf · 03-24-2006, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by tw

And what about those meals that are better than sex? ... (A sign of age.)

Depends on the meal, and depends on the sex, has nothing to do with age.

H5N1 is killed by cooking, anyway.

richlevy · 03-24-2006, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I, for one, will be forsaking sex with poultry for the duration of this emergency.

Well that goes without saying. Anyone who has the guts to fool around with you isn't chicken.

tw · 03-24-2006, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I, for one, will be forsaking sex with poultry for the duration of this emergency.

Did I miss something here? Did wolf just say she is looking forward to menopause? (Question asked safely out of sniper range.)

03-25-2006, 10:53 AM

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Did I miss something here? Did wolf just say she is looking forward to menopause? (Question asked safely out of sniper range.)

I believe Wolf said she was abstaining from sex with chickens. As someone else pointed out, romancing the Wolf is not a likely activity for those who are faint of heart, anyhow.

(male readers may now cover their eyes if they wish)

Do you know yet if its going to be a boy or girl, Clodfobble? The trouble with pregnancy as an alternative to menopause (all other considerations, aside) is that it too involves hormonal swings, can have unpleasant side effects like morning sickness and the inevitable weight gain, etc.

I found menopause to be only mildly annoying. I had a few hot flashes, but that was it. I don't miss having periods at all, because I had a condition - endrometriosis - which caused me severe cramping that often forced me to remain in bed for a day or even two every month - the pain was so intense. The down side is that I have exchanged my monthly agony session for a tendency to gain weight at the drop of a crumb. (sigh) If it ain't one thing its another.

Cyclefrance · 03-25-2006, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko

...I found menopause to be only mildly annoying. I had a few hot flashes, but that was it....

Glad to see the thread hasn't gone off at some weird tangent.

Hot flashes, you say.... don't they involve an old mackintosh....?

03-25-2006, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyclefrance

Glad to see the thread hasn't gone off at some weird tangent.

Hot flashes, you say.... don't they involve an old mackintosh....?

HEY! You were supposed to cover your eyes!

tw · 03-25-2006, 02:46 PM

Boy am I glad I am not a girl. Otherwise I would have things worse than H5N1 to worry about. Clearly god likes me. Which only proves why I need not worry about H5N1.

03-21-2006, 01:35 PM	#1
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03-25-2006, 02:46 PM	#10
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Boy am I glad I am not a girl. Otherwise I would have things worse than H5N1 to worry about. Clearly god likes me. Which only proves why I need not worry about H5N1.

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