Lies Your Mother (and/or Father) Told You ...

Undertoad · 03-25-2006, 08:39 PM

Jacquelita said she told a few precious ones to her kids.

- If you fart really hard it will blow out the seams in your pants.

- The fog on the car windows is caused by bad breath.

She says the kids still get confused about the car window fog.

Griff · 03-26-2006, 06:51 AM

I keep my lies in the realms of politics and religion, of course they're the same ones I tell myself.

03-26-2006, 06:51 AM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I keep my lies in the realms of politics and religion, of course they're the same ones I tell myself. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-25-2006, 08:39 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Jacquelita said she told a few precious ones to her kids. - If you fart really hard it will blow out the seams in your pants. - The fog on the car windows is caused by bad breath. She says the kids still get confused about the car window fog.

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