Humor...I Need Humor...

Iggy · 03-31-2006, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

But you were wrong.

Then I don't want to be right...

I love the funny and witty things here at the cellar, so I try to share the same with you.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-01-2006, 02:39 AM

I said you were wrong in thinking you're the only one that loves to post funny things.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-05-2006, 10:48 AM

After a long day at work, a man realized it was his anniversary.
He raced to Victoria's Secret and asked for the sheerest thing they had.
He purchased the nightgown for $400 and raced home.
He ran inside and told his wife, "Go upstairs and put this on."

She went upstairs and opened her gift.
She lifted the gown out and was stunned that it was transparent.
She figured it would be just as good to just walk downstairs naked because her husband wouldn't even notice, and she could return the gown for a refund in the morning.
As she walked down the stairs, the husband exclaimed, "Damn—for $400, you'd think they'd at least iron the damn thing!"

dar512 · 04-05-2006, 01:56 PM

Walking through the jungle, a hunter found a dead rhino with a Pygmy standing proudly beside it. Amazed, the hunter asked, "Did you kill that rhino?" Why, yes, said the Pygmy. I killed it with my club. The astonished hunter exclaimed, "Wow! How big is your club?" The Pygmy replied, "There are about 90 of us."

04-01-2006, 02:39 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I said you were wrong in thinking you're the only one that loves to post funny things. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-05-2006, 10:48 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	After a long day at work, a man realized it was his anniversary. He raced to Victoria's Secret and asked for the sheerest thing they had. He purchased the nightgown for $400 and raced home. He ran inside and told his wife, "Go upstairs and put this on." She went upstairs and opened her gift. She lifted the gown out and was stunned that it was transparent. She figured it would be just as good to just walk downstairs naked because her husband wouldn't even notice, and she could return the gown for a refund in the morning. As she walked down the stairs, the husband exclaimed, "Damn—for $400, you'd think they'd at least iron the damn thing!" __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-05-2006, 01:56 PM	#4
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Walking through the jungle, a hunter found a dead rhino with a Pygmy standing proudly beside it. Amazed, the hunter asked, "Did you kill that rhino?" Why, yes, said the Pygmy. I killed it with my club. The astonished hunter exclaimed, "Wow! How big is your club?" The Pygmy replied, "There are about 90 of us." __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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