Sometimes I pretend... - Page 4

thrillhouse · 03-18-2006, 09:43 AM

merci. . . . je pense

*brews fresh pot of harrar for reading sustenance. . . links to thread*

skysidhe · 04-08-2006, 12:56 PM

I too think I could be an an artist. Well lots of my family can paint so I bought a chinease paint brush kit. I love making bamboo.....and more bamboo....oh and all in the same color too:P

More than a wish. I will probably take a watercolor class one day. Watercolor is vauge and you don't have to worry about lines.

I wish for alot of things:

I would go to 'Orleans and clean up if I had expendable cash.

Play an instrument too.

Silvertongue · 04-08-2006, 01:52 PM

I wish i was a better person sometimes...

But then i get told how great i am, and i forget it :P

skysidhe · 04-30-2006, 02:23 PM

I wish the prefered posting rules would have been posted.Then I could pretend I was cool too.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-30-2006, 02:45 PM

Then you would be pretending just like everyone else is.

Flint · 04-30-2006, 11:03 PM

I am going to be honest and admit that sometimes, when I am jacking off to porno, I wish I was a dude that made porno movies. But really, I am very happy with my marriage and my life in general, and my wife is always super-horny (and half-Brazillian).

KinkyVixen · 05-01-2006, 11:52 AM

Sometimes I pretend, and hold my head up high, act like I got all my ish together, and that I know who I am, what I want and where I'm going, when on the inside none of those things are true.

Other times those things really are true and I pretend like I'm a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?

BigV · 05-03-2006, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

I am going to be honest and admit that sometimes, when I am jacking off to porno, I wish I was a dude that made porno movies. But really, I am very happy with my marriage and my life in general, and my wife is always super-horny (and half-Brazillian).

left or right half? top or bottom half? the visual on this one is an interesting puzzle.

mrnoodle · 05-03-2006, 12:28 PM

BigV! Sup, dude.

I sometimes pretend I'm talking on the cell phone when I'm not. It's a hideous display of self-consciousness that only seems to happen if I'm alone in a big city.

I know some of you do it too, stop looking at me like that.

And I share wolf's dreams of mercdom and spyingness.

Trilby · 05-03-2006, 12:54 PM

What is mercdom and spyingness?

mrnoodle · 05-03-2006, 12:57 PM

States of being involving sneakiness and shooting people in the face.

Trilby · 05-03-2006, 01:00 PM

Ah. Yes, I too want to do that. Especially the 'shooting people in the face' part.

KinkyVixen · 05-03-2006, 01:02 PM

Me too!! Maybe we should start a "Who do we want to shoot in the face" thread!

Flint · 05-03-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

top or bottom half?

Bottom half. That's how you can tell.

03-18-2006, 09:43 AM	#46
thrillhouse spoonful of bologna Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: salvation holdout central Posts: 333	merci. . . . je pense brews fresh pot of harrar for reading sustenance. . . links to thread __________________ i'm drinking stars

04-30-2006, 02:45 PM	#50
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Then you would be pretending just like everyone else is. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-30-2006, 11:03 PM	#51
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I am going to be honest and admit that sometimes, when I am jacking off to porno, I wish I was a dude that made porno movies. But really, I am very happy with my marriage and my life in general, and my wife is always super-horny (and half-Brazillian). __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-01-2006, 11:52 AM	#52
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	Sometimes I pretend, and hold my head up high, act like I got all my ish together, and that I know who I am, what I want and where I'm going, when on the inside none of those things are true. Other times those things really are true and I pretend like I'm a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum? __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

05-03-2006, 12:28 PM	#54
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	BigV! Sup, dude. I sometimes pretend I'm talking on the cell phone when I'm not. It's a hideous display of self-consciousness that only seems to happen if I'm alone in a big city. I know some of you do it too, stop looking at me like that. And I share wolf's dreams of mercdom and spyingness. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

04-08-2006, 12:56 PM	#47
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I too think I could be an an artist. Well lots of my family can paint so I bought a chinease paint brush kit. I love making bamboo.....and more bamboo....oh and all in the same color too:P More than a wish. I will probably take a watercolor class one day. Watercolor is vauge and you don't have to worry about lines. I wish for alot of things: I would go to 'Orleans and clean up if I had expendable cash. Play an instrument too.

04-08-2006, 01:52 PM	#48
Silvertongue Internet Whore Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 4	I wish i was a better person sometimes... But then i get told how great i am, and i forget it :P

04-30-2006, 02:23 PM	#49
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I wish the prefered posting rules would have been posted.Then I could pretend I was cool too.

05-03-2006, 12:54 PM	#55
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What is mercdom and spyingness? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-03-2006, 12:57 PM	#56
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	States of being involving sneakiness and shooting people in the face. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-03-2006, 01:00 PM	#57
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ah. Yes, I too want to do that. Especially the 'shooting people in the face' part. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-03-2006, 01:02 PM	#58
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	Me too!! Maybe we should start a "Who do we want to shoot in the face" thread! __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

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