breaking and entering...

[perth]

we were out of town over the weekend, so our saturday paper sat in our driveway for a couple days. the note was oh-so-cleverly hidden so i wouldnt find it right away under my pilsener glasses. it read:

"pick up your fukin paper!!!
it look like white trash"

cute, no? anyways, i did call the police and they are sending someone by. hopefully they will have their lights flashing and stuff. i think im going to start pricing guns anyway. the following questions for only those who dont have a moral objection to firearrms in the home:

1. whats a good gun to be used only for in-home protection? one for someone who is frankly sort of frightened by guns in the first place?

2. how does one secure a gun in your home so its available in the event of an emergency, but still safely away from a child. im looking to the future right now. im not worried about james now, all i need to do is keep it up high. but what about when hes older?

~james