7/18: Redneck belly flop contest

Undertoad · 07-18-2001, 08:01 AM

I hear they offer a scholarship in this sport at certain southern universities.

Count Zero · 07-18-2001, 08:34 AM

There should be an after shot.... Or maybe not. :p

Would there be any mud left ?

07-18-2001, 01:26 PM

my god.
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i think that's the most awful thing i've ever seen.
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but who am i to judge, right?

dynamo · 07-18-2001, 02:48 PM

That is just a really cool photograph. She (I think it's a she) is perfectly parrallel to the water's surface, and beneath her you can see the reflection of the crowd in the water. Kudos Tony.

dynamo

TheDollyLlama · 07-18-2001, 03:14 PM

Forget the bellyflopping, who is that hottie in the pink shorts and where can i get her phone number! Whoo hoo!

I think I am going to to be ill.

Hubris Boy · 07-18-2001, 04:23 PM

"Accused of witchcraft and consorting with demons, Edna-May Parks of Chugwater, Mississippi was tested by her accusers today. In a surprise result, Edna-May's body was rejected by the waters. A public burning is scheduled for Friday evening."

ChrisD · 07-19-2001, 12:13 PM

In other news:

Remake/sequel of urbanite 'Mission: Impossible', 'Mishun Rilly Hard, Part Tree' flopped (no pun intended) in theaters this week, scoring well in only one demographic segment, 0-2 people per square mile, commonly classified as 'redneck

elSicomoro · 07-19-2001, 05:28 PM

The headline would read, "Local residents take the plunge at Marquette Park in South St. Louis."

(Okay, maybe not really...but they WOULD do this sort of thing outside of St. Louis County.)

jaguar · 07-19-2001, 07:23 PM

Wow......real live rednecks in their natual enviroment!

alphageek31337 · 07-20-2001, 01:16 AM

I can see the Crocodile Hunter now, with that super-accent that makes all Austrailians wish he would die: "Crikey! Lookadem! These here are real live American rednecks in their natural environment. They're beautiful buggers, aren't they. Look at this one....you're a fat one, aren't you, girl? Ah, you're fiesty too, you little devil. relax, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I just wanna have a lookatcha real fast. see that coloration? When the redneck is in heat, about 14 months out of the year, the tops of their legs turn neon. All right, now I'm gonna leave you alone...off you go."

ChrisD · 07-20-2001, 08:23 AM

You forgot his token phrase, repeated to the point of silliness: "Yoire all raight, yoire all raight"...

dynamo · 07-20-2001, 08:41 AM

Hey guys, this is serious stuff, can't you see the guy on the right with the microphone and trophy?

jaguar · 07-20-2001, 10:21 PM

*laughz...Alphageek - i lived in britan for a year - everyone thought i was real tough to fight off all the crocs, spiders, snakes and anyhtign else that obviosuly kilsl most people. The dammage that bloody movie did will enver be undone....My favorite: during the Sydney olympics a woman posted a msg on the olympics webside FAQ asking if we had running water downunder...."no, but we'll lend oyu the bucket and gun to keep off the crocs for free"

We have rednecks in australia too, we contain them in a small prison called tasmania and a wasteland called queensland.

If that man ever wanders into urban australia were gonna lynch him with his own whip.

Undertoad · 07-20-2001, 10:51 PM

Jag, I *think* you guys are talking about two different things.

The most popular Aussie in the US right now is not Paul Hogan, but Steve Irwin. But everything you said goes for the both of them!

jaguar · 07-21-2001, 07:04 PM

I was generally refering to anyone who had anyhtign to do with TV and crocs in general - there should be laws about this.

07-18-2001, 08:01 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	7/18: Redneck belly flop contest I hear they offer a scholarship in this sport at certain southern universities.

07-18-2001, 01:26 PM	#3
dave Guest Posts: n/a	my god my god. <p> i think that's the most awful thing i've ever seen. <p> but who am i to judge, right?

07-18-2001, 04:23 PM	#6
Hubris Boy Keymaster of Gozer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Patapsco Drainage Basin Posts: 471	"Accused of witchcraft and consorting with demons, Edna-May Parks of Chugwater, Mississippi was tested by her accusers today. In a surprise result, Edna-May's body was rejected by the waters. A public burning is scheduled for Friday evening." __________________ "Never understimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

07-19-2001, 05:28 PM	#8
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Memories of home The headline would read, "Local residents take the plunge at Marquette Park in South St. Louis." (Okay, maybe not really...but they WOULD do this sort of thing outside of St. Louis County.)

07-19-2001, 07:23 PM	#9
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Wow......real live rednecks in their natual enviroment! __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

07-18-2001, 08:34 AM	#2
Count Zero Colloquialist Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 75	There should be an after shot.... Or maybe not. :p Would there be any mud left ?

07-18-2001, 02:48 PM	#4
dynamo Paramour of Paradigm Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 42	That is just a really cool photograph. She (I think it's a she) is perfectly parrallel to the water's surface, and beneath her you can see the reflection of the crowd in the water. Kudos Tony. dynamo

07-18-2001, 03:14 PM	#5
TheDollyLlama Do-er of Deeds Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 41	Forget the bellyflopping, who is that hottie in the pink shorts and where can i get her phone number! Whoo hoo! I think I am going to to be ill.

07-19-2001, 12:13 PM	#7
ChrisD Poker Pariah Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 31	In other news: Remake/sequel of urbanite 'Mission: Impossible', 'Mishun Rilly Hard, Part Tree' flopped (no pun intended) in theaters this week, scoring well in only one demographic segment, 0-2 people per square mile, commonly classified as 'redneck

07-20-2001, 01:16 AM	#10
alphageek31337 Enemy Combatant/Evildoer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 263	I can see the Crocodile Hunter now, with that super-accent that makes all Austrailians wish he would die: "Crikey! Lookadem! These here are real live American rednecks in their natural environment. They're beautiful buggers, aren't they. Look at this one....you're a fat one, aren't you, girl? Ah, you're fiesty too, you little devil. relax, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I just wanna have a lookatcha real fast. see that coloration? When the redneck is in heat, about 14 months out of the year, the tops of their legs turn neon. All right, now I'm gonna leave you alone...off you go."

07-20-2001, 08:23 AM	#11
ChrisD Poker Pariah Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 31	You forgot his token phrase, repeated to the point of silliness: "Yoire all raight, yoire all raight"...

07-20-2001, 08:41 AM	#12
dynamo Paramour of Paradigm Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 42	Hey guys, this is serious stuff, can't you see the guy on the right with the microphone and trophy?

07-20-2001, 10:21 PM	#13
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	*laughz...Alphageek - i lived in britan for a year - everyone thought i was real tough to fight off all the crocs, spiders, snakes and anyhtign else that obviosuly kilsl most people. The dammage that bloody movie did will enver be undone....My favorite: during the Sydney olympics a woman posted a msg on the olympics webside FAQ asking if we had running water downunder...."no, but we'll lend oyu the bucket and gun to keep off the crocs for free" We have rednecks in australia too, we contain them in a small prison called tasmania and a wasteland called queensland. If that man ever wanders into urban australia were gonna lynch him with his own whip. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

07-20-2001, 10:51 PM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Jag, I think you guys are talking about two different things. The most popular Aussie in the US right now is not Paul Hogan, but Steve Irwin. But everything you said goes for the both of them!

07-21-2001, 07:04 PM	#15
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	I was generally refering to anyone who had anyhtign to do with TV and crocs in general - there should be laws about this. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

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