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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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It's a long story.
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Kansas
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One summer while I was working at our baseball stadium we had an infestation. I am not sure why, but the entire area was covered with them. I think it had rained or something and they were looking for shelter and they say the bright lights on at the stadium and swarmed it. I could not walk without crushing many of them, and even when I managed to miss them there were already crushed bodies ready to squish under my shoes. The only good thing about it was I was wearing athletic shoes and so they didn't touch my feet... but it was so disgusting to feel the nastiness under my shoes!!! *shudders*
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 5,415
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Mmmm... Caterpillar soup.
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I'm not lurking, I'm stalking YOU!
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Somwhere over the rainbow
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Bleah! They make bugs big where I come from- once I opened my knapsack at work and a huge beetle about the length of my index finger crawled out and over my hand.
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go ahead, abbrev. it
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lawrence, KS
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and now yellowjackets in Alabama engulf entire car!
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accepts the challenge
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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I saw that. It's freaky. I'd be so scared to have a yellow jacket nest that size near my house.
I remember reading about an ingenious trap you can make to kill yellow jackets involving a hunk of raw fish and a pan of soapy (but not sudsy) water. You'd need a swimming pool to kill a nest that size. |
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has ass cheeseburgers
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Valley Forge Natl Park
Posts: 18,799
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I just addressed my yellowjacket problem. I paid $225 for guys to squirt powder poison into my walls.
When I put my ear up to the wall, I could hear the whole nest buzzing. It was very scary. It took two shots at it to kill them. ![]() They had to go, because they wanted in. I tried killing them myself with a cheap wasp killer spray and only got stung as a result. I'm not removing this light switch cover until I have replacement vacuum cleaner bags. |
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famously pink
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Aylesbury, Bucks
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Not wanting to distract attention from your sincerely creepy infestation UT but...
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I may die happy now. Or I may join internet dating sites for that area, hoping to become a British mail-order bride just for the thrill of living in (a) Pineapple.
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Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing
Join Date: Jul 2004
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with karate i'll kick your ass
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: NYC
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/checks Sweden off the list of a possible vacation destination.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!
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