Come Mr. Tally man...

incommunicadocat · 09-16-2006, 09:41 PM

OK this had been a family thread until you brought up self fellation. So now you should feel compelled to tell us the other things he convinced you try and not do. It's a standard cellar penalty, ask anyone. And welcome to the cellar.

Ahhhhh, the stories, the stories. Too dire to tell, methinks. Ånd perhaps the most dire of them all is... Reader, I married him. At four in the morning, with no celebrant, his drummer as bishop and drummers' girlfriend as maid of honour. An illegal blood letting ceremony with (!!!Thank All The Stars In Heaven And Every Beneficient Entity!!!) nothing legally binding us together.

And once we did the deed at a gig. In the middle of the crowd. I had a short skirt on. I don't THINK anyone noticed. So maybe we weren't doing it right?

Ahhhh.... The stories, the stories. Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll... but no bananas.

richlevy · 03-28-2009, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by incommunicadocat

An illegal blood letting ceremony

Now that is sick and twisted. Everyone knows that there should be no bloodletting in marriage until the divorce.

Sheldonrs · 03-28-2009, 11:51 PM

Bananas can be used as food too? Cool! I usually throw them out when I'm done with them.

hehehe

xoxoxoBruce · 03-29-2009, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

Now that is sick and twisted. Everyone knows that there should be no bloodletting in marriage until the divorce.

Not everyone knows that, believe me.

09-16-2006, 09:41 PM	#1
incommunicadocat Roadie. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In fear and degradation. Posts: 39	OK this had been a family thread until you brought up self fellation. So now you should feel compelled to tell us the other things he convinced you try and not do. It's a standard cellar penalty, ask anyone. And welcome to the cellar. Ahhhhh, the stories, the stories. Too dire to tell, methinks. Ånd perhaps the most dire of them all is... Reader, I married him. At four in the morning, with no celebrant, his drummer as bishop and drummers' girlfriend as maid of honour. An illegal blood letting ceremony with (!!!Thank All The Stars In Heaven And Every Beneficient Entity!!!) nothing legally binding us together. And once we did the deed at a gig. In the middle of the crowd. I had a short skirt on. I don't THINK anyone noticed. So maybe we weren't doing it right? Ahhhh.... The stories, the stories. Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll... but no bananas. __________________

03-28-2009, 11:51 PM	#3
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Bananas can be used as food too? Cool! I usually throw them out when I'm done with them. hehehe __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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