Contra-Contraception

Happy Monkey · 09-23-2006, 08:07 PM

You need emergency contraception if the normal contraception fails. And it did. See the first sentence of paragraph four:

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Friday night the condom broke.

That's why a non-dimwit non-brainless person may need emergency contraception from planned sex.

9th Engineer · 09-23-2006, 08:21 PM

Condom only? Why isn't she on the pill as well? Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with this chick getting her hormones bumped but someone should take her aside and tell her how it's done. All this whining about sex losing its meaning when done recreationally is crap, it never had any to begin with. A lot of fuss over nothing more than two people in rutting season

Happy Monkey · 09-23-2006, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 9th Engineer

Condom only? Why isn't she on the pill as well?

That's why I mentioned paragraphs two and three as well as the first sentence of paragraph four.

9th Engineer · 09-23-2006, 08:39 PM

"My body finally decided it was fed up" ?? Yay, I just love how that clears everything up. For the medical record I'm curious to know if it stomped out the door or just scheduled some counselling.
I guess I'm slightly more sympathetic, but the rest of the blog had me laughing so hard I thought I'd fall out of my chair.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-23-2006, 10:15 PM

Yes sir, you'll make a wonderful doctor.

9th Engineer · 09-24-2006, 02:48 PM

And once again you confuse the heck out of me by that statement...

wolf · 09-24-2006, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 9th Engineer

And once again you confuse the heck out of me by that statement...

He's awed by your expression of compassion.

Happy Monkey · 09-24-2006, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 9th Engineer

"My body finally decided it was fed up" ?? Yay, I just love how that clears everything up.

Of course it does. Birth control pills can have negative side effects in some users. Apparently she was one.

9th Engineer · 09-24-2006, 03:50 PM

No, that's your assumption of what she meant. Plus, the side effects involved are so varied that the assumption gives us no good information anyway. The girl has the communication skills of a adolescent.

EDIT: Aimed in responce to post #47

Happy Monkey · 09-24-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 9th Engineer

No, that's your assumption of what she meant.

No, it's what she said. Here's the part you quoted:

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My body finally decided that it was fed up...

And here's the rest of the sentence:

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...and the cycle of side-effects began again as they have every time I've taken hormonal contraception since I was a teenager. The Depo shot culminated in a trip to the ER due to heavy bleeding and fainting.

Apparently it was serious enough for the doctor to alter the prescription:

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So my doctor switched me to the yet another low-dose birth control pill

But that wasn't enough:

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which began fucking me up several months ago.

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Originally Posted by 9th Engineer

The girl has the communication skills of a adolescent.

Perhaps, but you may want to bone up on your reading skills before impugning her writing.

mrnoodle · 09-26-2006, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 9th Engineer

Condom only? Why isn't she on the pill as well? Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with this chick getting her hormones bumped but someone should take her aside and tell her how it's done. All this whining about sex losing its meaning when done recreationally is crap, it never had any to begin with. A lot of fuss over nothing more than two people in rutting season

I think I've quite possibly found someone more cynical and jaded than me.

Sir, I bow.

dood, you're too young to be that. Wish younger ppl would stop feeling like they gotta do something just to show their independence. You got independence. Your parents want you to go out and have a good time and not make horrible mistakes that will paint unerasable roadways into your future.

K kidding. You're right, imo.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-26-2006, 08:13 AM

C'mon, noodle. She had already put her body (with doctors help) through several types of toxic hell, trying to prevent this situation from happening in the first place.

But when indeed it did happen, they look down their noses and tsk, tsk, you silly girl, pay the piper for your rutting.

Be practical then....if this woman is so stupid, do you really want her procreating?

09-23-2006, 08:21 PM	#2
9th Engineer Bioengineer and aspiring lawer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 872	Condom only? Why isn't she on the pill as well? Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with this chick getting her hormones bumped but someone should take her aside and tell her how it's done. All this whining about sex losing its meaning when done recreationally is crap, it never had any to begin with. A lot of fuss over nothing more than two people in rutting season __________________ The most valuable renewable resource is stupidity.

09-23-2006, 10:15 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes sir, you'll make a wonderful doctor. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-24-2006, 02:48 PM	#6
9th Engineer Bioengineer and aspiring lawer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 872	And once again you confuse the heck out of me by that statement... __________________ The most valuable renewable resource is stupidity.

09-24-2006, 03:50 PM	#9
9th Engineer Bioengineer and aspiring lawer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 872	No, that's your assumption of what she meant. Plus, the side effects involved are so varied that the assumption gives us no good information anyway. The girl has the communication skills of a adolescent. EDIT: Aimed in responce to post #47 __________________ The most valuable renewable resource is stupidity.

09-26-2006, 08:13 AM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	C'mon, noodle. She had already put her body (with doctors help) through several types of toxic hell, trying to prevent this situation from happening in the first place. But when indeed it did happen, they look down their noses and tsk, tsk, you silly girl, pay the piper for your rutting. Be practical then....if this woman is so stupid, do you really want her procreating? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-23-2006, 08:39 PM	#4
9th Engineer Bioengineer and aspiring lawer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 872	"My body finally decided it was fed up" ?? Yay, I just love how that clears everything up. For the medical record I'm curious to know if it stomped out the door or just scheduled some counselling. I guess I'm slightly more sympathetic, but the rest of the blog had me laughing so hard I thought I'd fall out of my chair. __________________ The most valuable renewable resource is stupidity.

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