Pizza Delivery - Page 2

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-22-2006, 07:52 PM

Doctors bury their mistakes; pizza people mostly eat theirs.

Trilby · 09-24-2006, 09:11 AM

I've been waiting for this thread to devolve into some sort of cheesy porn scenario rip-off but so far-nothing. Doesn't anyone have a story about getting it on with your best friend and the pizza delivery guy? It's not a classic story for nothing, you know. I'll bet it's happend TONS of times.

footfootfoot · 09-24-2006, 09:47 AM

There was this one time at pizza camp...

Clodfobble · 09-24-2006, 11:00 AM

I worked at a pizza place for years in high school. Two separate drivers claimed to have been propositioned in that manner, but they declined because A.) said women did not look like porn stars, and B.) they did not want to lose their jobs for taking too long on a run.

footfootfoot · 09-24-2006, 02:08 PM

I think B.) is where a lot of those "I never thought those letters were real until I was delivering a pizza one night..." lose me. Anyone who has been involved in any way with pizzas knows that it's all about the hustle.

Besides, I prefer the cabana boy gets an eyeful story line better.

09-24-2006, 03:44 PM

One of the few jobs I have never had.
I almost always over-tip. I blame the cook when it is his fault, I have been a server.
I get pissed when they don't let me give directions to new drivers. If they don't make it on time after this, no tip.
Gotta' try that "dead order thing" with my normal order for future frozen snacks, good tip, thanks.
With the new insulated bags, I'm pretty lenient with the times as long as they are honest about it before hand or call me to let me know they are running behind, which my place is really good about.
I normally order from privately owned joints, I prefer Chicago style.

BrianR · 09-25-2006, 07:47 AM

I know for a fact that Richh and a girl did "tip" a pizza guy that way. The girl, not Richh.

footfootfoot · 09-25-2006, 12:23 PM

I remember you posted links to his story archives a while back. And I remember the story. It had a happy ending as I recall.

KinkyVixen · 09-25-2006, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I've been waiting for this thread to devolve into some sort of cheesy porn scenario rip-off but so far-nothing. Doesn't anyone have a story about getting it on with your best friend and the pizza delivery guy? It's not a classic story for nothing, you know. I'll bet it's happend TONS of times.

No...but I do have a story about the alarm system service men. I had been trying to arrange a time for weeks for them to come in and remove the alarm system. I have a slightly busy schedule that doesn't accomodate anything but late night events so they decided that they would come early one morning, around 7ish before I had to be at work. I am not a morning person by any means of the word. I despise mornings. Anyway, I completely forgot that they were supposed to come over, but I had left a note on the door for a "friend" who was also coming by...and jumped in the shower. I walked out of the bathroom, naked mind you, and into the faces of two completely strange men. If I wouldn't have been so completely freaked out and scared...maybe it could have been a better story huh? One of them was actually pretty cute.

Spexxvet · 09-25-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KinkyVixen

No...but I do have a story about the alarm system service men. I had been trying to arrange a time for weeks for them to come in and remove the alarm system. I have a slightly busy schedule that doesn't accomodate anything but late night events so they decided that they would come early one morning, around 7ish before I had to be at work. I am not a morning person by any means of the word. I despise mornings. Anyway, I completely forgot that they were supposed to come over, but I had left a note on the door for a "friend" who was also coming by...and jumped in the shower. I walked out of the bathroom, naked mind you, and into the faces of two completely strange men. If I wouldn't have been so completely freaked out and scared...maybe it could have been a better story huh? One of them was actually pretty cute.

Any photos you're willing to post?

KinkyVixen · 09-25-2006, 05:44 PM

Actually, I do have photos and video...but none that I'm just willing to post for the hell of it lol. Nice try tho :Þ

MaggieL · 09-25-2006, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

We have a couple places that do manage this for us. My dept. is a captive audience. We're not permitted to leave the building so if we want something, it means a phone call.

Well, if you ever need somebody to make a point to the staff at Amadeos Too in person, give me a jingle...we're only a few blocks away and the staff knows us well.

Alos, if you don't know about them, try Tony's on Germantown Pike in Plymouth Meeting sometime. Scathingly good pizza and 'bolis. If they will deliver that far.

wolf · 09-25-2006, 10:49 PM

They might not make it to work, but they are probably in range of home. I'll have to give them a try.

We were recently happily surprised by Olympus Pizza in Swede Square, and we have really been liking Greco-Roman in Trooper. I guess it's trooper. You know, the no-man's land between Jeffersonville and Eagleville?

extemporaneous · 09-26-2006, 12:13 AM

i havent had pizza in sooo long...mmm...pizza. aramingo avenue and cambria st. aramingo's best pizza: the best sliced pie you could eat.
ever.

09-26-2006, 01:18 AM

Mine, or my Mom's, home-made is not to be sneezed at. We have the terra cotta bricks and lots of great recipes for dough and am very good at it after all these years of making it.

09-22-2006, 07:52 PM	#16
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09-24-2006, 09:11 AM	#17
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I've been waiting for this thread to devolve into some sort of cheesy porn scenario rip-off but so far-nothing. Doesn't anyone have a story about getting it on with your best friend and the pizza delivery guy? It's not a classic story for nothing, you know. I'll bet it's happend TONS of times. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-24-2006, 09:47 AM	#18
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	There was this one time at pizza camp... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-24-2006, 02:08 PM	#20
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think B.) is where a lot of those "I never thought those letters were real until I was delivering a pizza one night..." lose me. Anyone who has been involved in any way with pizzas knows that it's all about the hustle. Besides, I prefer the cabana boy gets an eyeful story line better. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-25-2006, 07:47 AM	#22
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I know for a fact that Richh and a girl did "tip" a pizza guy that way. The girl, not Richh. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

09-24-2006, 11:00 AM	#19
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I worked at a pizza place for years in high school. Two separate drivers claimed to have been propositioned in that manner, but they declined because A.) said women did not look like porn stars, and B.) they did not want to lose their jobs for taking too long on a run.

09-24-2006, 03:44 PM	#21
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	One of the few jobs I have never had. I almost always over-tip. I blame the cook when it is his fault, I have been a server. I get pissed when they don't let me give directions to new drivers. If they don't make it on time after this, no tip. Gotta' try that "dead order thing" with my normal order for future frozen snacks, good tip, thanks. With the new insulated bags, I'm pretty lenient with the times as long as they are honest about it before hand or call me to let me know they are running behind, which my place is really good about. I normally order from privately owned joints, I prefer Chicago style.

09-25-2006, 12:23 PM	#23
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I remember you posted links to his story archives a while back. And I remember the story. It had a happy ending as I recall. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-25-2006, 05:44 PM	#26
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	Actually, I do have photos and video...but none that I'm just willing to post for the hell of it lol. Nice try tho :Þ __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

09-25-2006, 10:49 PM	#28
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	They might not make it to work, but they are probably in range of home. I'll have to give them a try. We were recently happily surprised by Olympus Pizza in Swede Square, and we have really been liking Greco-Roman in Trooper. I guess it's trooper. You know, the no-man's land between Jeffersonville and Eagleville? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-26-2006, 12:13 AM	#29
extemporaneous i like watching the puddles gather rain Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: killadelphia, pa Posts: 38	i havent had pizza in sooo long...mmm...pizza. aramingo avenue and cambria st. aramingo's best pizza: the best sliced pie you could eat. ever. __________________ we are eternal. all this pain is an illusion.

09-26-2006, 01:18 AM	#30
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Mine, or my Mom's, home-made is not to be sneezed at. We have the terra cotta bricks and lots of great recipes for dough and am very good at it after all these years of making it.

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