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09-27-2006, 09:56 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The (Blank) of the Beast
Several years ago, a running joke went around the 'Net. Take "666, The Number of the Beast", and modify it for a humorous result. We had fun with it on a couple of local lists, and I thought our creative minds here could do a good job with it, too. So, how about I throw out a couple for starters, and ya'll grab the ball and run?
666-666-6666 The Phone Number of the Beast $665.99 The Wal Mart Price of the Beast 665 1/2 The Next Door Neighbor of the Beast
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09-27-2006, 10:45 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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666a - the flat above the Beast
1,0,1,0,0,1,1,0,1,0 - the binary number of the Beast DE66 6VL - the postcode of the Beast
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09-27-2006, 10:48 AM
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Radical Centrist
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669 The Threesome of the Beast
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09-27-2006, 10:59 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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666DVL--The license plate of the beast
83451--leetspeek of the beast
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 09-27-2006 at 11:14 AM. |
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09-27-2006, 11:13 AM
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Radical Centrist
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GGG - The Nearsighted Uncle of the Beast
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09-27-2006, 11:39 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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999 - the beast is a bat.
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09-27-2006, 11:43 AM
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666, ET-bag
Edit: Quote:
(from Cheech and Chong, ET: Extra Testical. "666" would be ASCII Art for an ET teabag)
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09-27-2006, 11:49 AM
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still says videotape
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.666 The Beasts Slugging Percentage
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09-27-2006, 11:51 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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668 neighbor of the beast (variant)
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09-27-2006, 12:02 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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6 -- The (actual) number of the beast (he stutters).
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09-27-2006, 12:13 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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111-the baby of the Beast
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09-27-2006, 12:16 PM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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30.0666 - The caliber of the Beast.
edit: UT - the spawn of The Beast.
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Chooses rowing vs. wading Last edited by barefoot serpent; 09-27-2006 at 12:27 PM. |
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09-27-2006, 12:19 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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deleted because I am apparently an idiot
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 09-27-2006 at 12:55 PM. |
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09-27-2006, 12:21 PM
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Radical Centrist
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people! people! if yer entry doesn't end with "...of the Beast" it is not of the proper format. get w/the program plz thank u
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