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View Poll Results: Start all over and be a virgin
Both of us 0 0%
Just my partner 1 3.23%
Just me 3 9.68%
Wouldn't change a thing 27 87.10%
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Old 10-12-2006, 10:59 PM   #1
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How do virgins go about it in the bedroom anyway?? Lots of fumbling?
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:15 PM   #2
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How do virgins go about it in the bedroom anyway?? Lots of fumbling?
You were never a virgin? Wow you started early.
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Old 10-13-2006, 12:37 AM   #3
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You were never a virgin? Wow you started early.
No, no, I was never in such a situation although I could be (in the future).

So how?
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Old 10-13-2006, 07:39 AM   #4
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No, no, I was never in such a situation although I could be (in the future).

So how?
Two words: start slow.
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Old 10-13-2006, 08:24 AM   #5
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No, no, I was never in such a situation although I could be (in the future).

So how?
sorry i jumped to conclusions. If you know where everything is you should be fine. Just be safe, and careful with who you choose, don't make a hasty decision. look at me; giving advice i didn't take
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Old 10-14-2006, 11:12 AM   #6
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No, no, I was never in such a situation although I could be (in the future).

So how?
Step one: forget everything you ever saw somebody do in a porno. No "Rocky the Stud" moves the first time out.
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Old 10-14-2006, 07:32 PM   #7
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No, no, I was never in such a situation although I could be (in the future).
You never were a virgin, but could be in the future? Cool...

I was a virgin twice...you're not missing anything.
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Old 10-14-2006, 11:42 PM   #8
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I was a virgin twice...you're not missing anything.
You *so* need that on a t-shirt, Maggie.
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