Sexual history doesn't matter? Who would marry a porn star?

Trilby · 10-17-2006, 12:30 PM

This is so easily solved. Look. Make sure she's a virgin so she won't laugh at your willy and will avert her pretty face instead of brazenly LOOKING at you while you're doing the nasty, vile 'deed' and you'll know she's ONLY doing it because it's her 'duty'; I'm sure she's thinking of England--that's how you know you've got a really good specimen and a worthy vessel for your sperm.

10-17-2006, 12:30 PM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	This is so easily solved. Look. Make sure she's a virgin so she won't laugh at your willy and will avert her pretty face instead of brazenly LOOKING at you while you're doing the nasty, vile 'deed' and you'll know she's ONLY doing it because it's her 'duty'; I'm sure she's thinking of England--that's how you know you've got a really good specimen and a worthy vessel for your sperm.

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