Seems somebody at the Miami Herald wants you dead

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Originally Posted by Ibram

I highly doubt he knows me, let alone has enough against me to want me dead.

Which as you point out is pretty stupid -- he's not thinking things through.

Originally Posted by Ibram

He's stupid, but that doesnt mean he wants me dead. Youre stupid and you dont want me dead, right?

Not quite right: I'm smart and don't want you dead. For a small instance, I spell don't better than you do, consistently. My writing is thus that much clearer than yours -- you've got this little problem -- a solecism, yes -- with contractions. You ought to know better, so see to it, and no bellyachin'.

A child might think he ought to call me stupid when he can't write so hot -- but kid: I crossed puberty, mmm... 37 years ago.