Sex History DOES Matter!

Trilby · 11-05-2006, 05:24 PM

i think a person's sexual history does matter ( a reversal of what I said before) because you might get stuck with someone who is a known dud and then what?

Do you have to scramble eggs for this person, or what?

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 05:36 PM

Well you don't want to be stuck with a dudley for the rest of your life do you?

If this situation does arise however, I'd suggest intensive re-training.

DanaC · 11-05-2006, 05:39 PM

Just make sure your muppetometer is working.

Trilby · 11-05-2006, 05:51 PM

What is a muppetometer?

Are you suggesting that I am having sex with Muppets?*

*and. So what if I was?*

DanaC · 11-05-2006, 05:55 PM

LoL. Muppet love!!!!

Where I am from, 'Muppet' refers to someone who....isn't quite right. A bit of a plank.....not quite got the hang of being a grown-up; never got the hang of being a kid.

zippyt · 11-05-2006, 05:59 PM

Who , ME ??

DanaC · 11-05-2006, 06:00 PM

hahahahahah.

Trilby · 11-05-2006, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Where I am from, 'Muppet' refers to someone who....isn't quite right. A bit of a plank.....not quite got the hang of being a grown-up; never got the hang of being a kid.

Ah! My nephew!

DanaC · 11-05-2006, 06:03 PM

LoL. There's one in every family.

DucksNuts · 11-05-2006, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Well you don't want to be stuck with a dudley for the rest of your life do you?

If this situation does arise however, I'd suggest intensive re-training.

This is why I am a BIG (no no, size does matter) advocate of sex before marriage.

I am happy to do some of the re-training or fine tuning, but I would like there to be some kind of natural talent to begin with.

Is the barr too high????

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 07:08 PM

Maybe...but I can see your point.

9th Engineer · 11-05-2006, 07:28 PM

Yup, it's just like natural beauty. If they're fixable with just a nose job and some lipo then keep'em. If you'd need to start rebuilding from the ground up you'd do better to sink the resources in a new S.O. altogether

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 09:39 PM

But if you do it that way, who will save all the dudleys out there?

DucksNuts · 11-05-2006, 10:03 PM

the dudleys can pair up together?

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 10:05 PM

Geez...next they'll be wanting to get married!

11-05-2006, 05:24 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Sex History DOES Matter! i think a person's sexual history does matter ( a reversal of what I said before) because you might get stuck with someone who is a *known dud* and then what? Do you have to scramble eggs for this person, or what? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-05-2006, 05:36 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well you don't want to be stuck with a dudley for the rest of your life do you? If this situation does arise however, I'd suggest intensive re-training. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-05-2006, 05:51 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What is a muppetometer? Are you suggesting that I am having sex with Muppets?* and. So what if I was? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-05-2006, 05:59 PM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Who , ME ?? Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-05-2006, 07:08 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Maybe...but I can see your point. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-05-2006, 05:39 PM	#3
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Just make sure your muppetometer is working.

11-05-2006, 05:55 PM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	LoL. Muppet love!!!! Where I am from, 'Muppet' refers to someone who....isn't quite right. A bit of a plank.....not quite got the hang of being a grown-up; never got the hang of being a kid.

11-05-2006, 06:00 PM	#7
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	hahahahahah.

11-05-2006, 06:03 PM	#9
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	LoL. There's one in every family.

11-05-2006, 07:28 PM	#12
9th Engineer Bioengineer and aspiring lawer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 872	Yup, it's just like natural beauty. If they're fixable with just a nose job and some lipo then keep'em. If you'd need to start rebuilding from the ground up you'd do better to sink the resources in a new S.O. altogether __________________ The most valuable renewable resource is stupidity.

11-05-2006, 09:39 PM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	But if you do it that way, who will save all the dudleys out there? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-05-2006, 10:03 PM	#14
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	the dudleys can pair up together?

11-05-2006, 10:05 PM	#15
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Geez...next they'll be wanting to get married! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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