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[BrianR]

> Investment tips for 2007.... for all of you
> with any money left, be
> aware of the next expected mergers so that you can
> get in on the
> ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for
> these consolidations
> in 2007.
>
> 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
> Brush, and
> W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary,
> Fuller, Grace.
>
> 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta
> Crackers join forces and
> become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
>
> 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
>
> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
> Dakota Mining will
> merge and become: Zip Audi Do Da.
>
> 5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor,
> UPS, and become:
> FedUP.
>
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
> will become: Fairwell
>
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
> become: Poupon Pants.
>
> 8.Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
> of Women will
> become: Knott NOW!
>
> 9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge
> under the new
> name: Titty Titty Bang Bang
>
> and finally:

A.B. Dick (art supply company) will merge with Viagra International and
Spectacular Women (a perfume by Collins Corp.) and they will create: {ready for this ?} Sleepless Nights for Women.