OK, this made me laugh!

[Aliantha]

Originally Posted by monster

Cooked/cooking. Sadly reminiscent of the whiff one tries to avoid catching when walking past a mens room.

(I am/used to be "allergic" to pork (as illustrated by the above smiley, not a life-threatening anaphyllactic shock-type real allergy), so this may warp my perception. Bizarrely, I can eat bacon with no problems as long as it isn't too smelly when cooking.)

I love the smell of pork cooking. Specially a roast with all the crackling etc. Mmmmmm...delicious.

How unfortunate you are not to have this pleasure in life.