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Old 02-13-2007, 04:56 AM   #1
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Too young a pair

Of course, the idea behind this law, which everyone seems more than willing to ignore, is that if the bitch births a bastard, the stud can't pay for maintenance at his age.
You forget that society is also impacted by the result of your willingness to jump in the sack. Girls might change their attitude if they realised that their main attraction is that the guy gets to come without the effort of jacking off. You're just tight bags for them to ejaculate in.
And Jesus has nothing to do with it, swarthy little lying wanker that he was.
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Old 02-13-2007, 05:16 AM   #2
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Uh, were talking about a blow job here. Screwing her would have gotten him a year or two, this got him 10!
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:42 AM   #3
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Of course, the idea behind this law, which everyone seems more than willing to ignore, is that if the bitch births a bastard, the stud can't pay for maintenance at his age.
That isn't even close to the idea behind the law. He was charged with aggravated child molestation, not being a deadbeat dad. The idea behind the law is that she was too young to consent, which should be somewhat mitigated by the fact that he wasn't much older.
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:22 AM   #4
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Girls might change their attitude...
I'll bet that waiting for that miraculous 360 in human nature is a good plan.
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:37 AM   #5
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...society is also impacted by the result of your willingness to jump in the sack.
Is it? Society is impacted by lil ole me sucking someone off?
Damn, it's enough to make a girl feel subversive!

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Girls might change their attitude if they realised that their main attraction is that the guy gets to come without the effort of jacking off.
Nope. If I fancy someone enough to give head they're welcome to enjoy it. Anyway, they're already put enough effort in if they've got me on my knees, mouth open.
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You're just tight bags for them to ejaculate in.
I don't think we've met have we? Thanks for the tight bit though.
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And Jesus has nothing to do with it, swarthy little lying wanker that he was.
Ah but at least he could be bothered to wank, eh? Didn't just lie back waiting for a tight bag to happen along....

Hmmmm, I seem to be feeling a bit NSFW tonight.
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