'What is the most ethical way to commit suicide?'

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by 9th Engineer

Bury yourself in a bamboo box lashed together with grass and vines, but not before making sure you do not disturb the burrows of any woodland creatures while digging your hole. Anyone caught using 2x4's or any other wood that was made by slashing and burning our precious forests will be dug up, sentenced to plant 10,000 trees, then reburied.

Uh, why are our forests "precious"? How is bamboo an acceptable alternative? The result of "slashing and burning" is ash, well maybe a little charcoal, but anyway, how would someone to use this for burial?