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03-10-2007, 05:59 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Cows with guns...who flung dung...cows well hung.
And next, it's chickens in choppers!
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03-10-2007, 08:36 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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There's a full moon in the pasture tonight
Hangs like a fine and polished pearl, so pure and white The average guy finds so much beauty in its light But I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Now I'm stuck It seemed so innocent when Bossy bit my hand I was just tryin' to milk her, but I didn't understand That Bossy really was Pierre the handyman He was a werecow Moo moo moo He was a werecow Moo moo moo By day I work the fields here on my daddy's farm By night I roam the neighbor's place in search of corn Chewin' my cud and tryin' to keep my udders warm I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Moo moo moo The mornings after always make my family wince I know it's hard for them to try and make some sense Of finding me naked with my head stuck through a fence I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow I found this gypsy who said she could break the curse Said that she sympathized with me but she'd seen worse Said Lon Chaney, Jr. used to be a client of hers She was pretty, wore a real nice dress Shoot, I was impressed! She asked for money and I gladly said I'd pay But when she said a million bucks, I swear I was enraged So I bit that gypsy, and now, well, we're engaged She's a werecow Moo moo moo She's a werecow Moo moo moo She's a werecow And a pretty little heifer she is too These days the sheriff lets me spend the night in jail So I won't hurt nobody when the moon turns pale Or end up some entree at the local Steak & Ale I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Somebody, somebody call a vet Yeah, I think I'm gettin' a touch of milk fever I'm a werecow!
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03-11-2007, 04:21 AM
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The future is unwritten
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That's great Els, hadn't seen that before.
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03-12-2007, 05:26 PM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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03-12-2007, 05:50 PM
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Master Dwellar
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And what happens when the cow finds out that pork is the other white meat?
And if you can cook a turkey, duck and chicken together and call it a "turducken", do you call a cow, pig, chicken combo a cowpiken?
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03-12-2007, 05:55 PM
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in a mood, not cupcake
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I'm hungry. |
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03-13-2007, 06:53 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Most of these professional BBQ outfits around here could handle it. Don't think I could afford it though.
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03-14-2007, 10:49 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
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