What rhymes with "Abortion"?

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

On our wedding day
You gave me a ring
Gave me herpes and AIDs
I said not a thing
In spite of that we did
Have lots of fun
I don’t want a kid
Get an abortion

Lovingly,

Freakin' hilarious!! Straight and to the point.
Reminds me of something my buddy said to me, he was like "if she's gonna be like 'Tony, I think I'm...' then I'll just punch her in the stomach no questions asked." Except what he said was way worse... but still funny in my opinion.