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Old 03-17-2007, 10:27 AM   #1
richlevy
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Oh S***! That is some funny stuff!

I added that link to my bookmarks. It would take a team of comedy writers weeks to make up that stuff.

I loved the Favorites section.

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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

New Philly Tourism Slogan

Teenager 1: "My feet hurt... lets go home."

Teenager 2: "No."

Teenager 1: "Why not?"

Teenager 2: "Because I'm not going back to fuckin’ Jersey!"

Monday, October 10, 2005

They're Actually Cambodians. We Dress Them Up Like That.

Woman: "Wow, this must be great food, I see you have real Mexicans sitting outside!"

Mexican food truck, 36th and Market St.

Eavesdropped by m dawg

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Old 03-17-2007, 10:59 AM   #2
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My favorite so far (after "Don't make me put my baby down")

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Boyz N Da Suburbz

Translucently pale, curly-haired, carrot-red-headed boy: "Sick of 5-0 rollin' up my ave! Nigga ain't got no justice in the borough!"

(Said with no trace of discernable irony.)

Kerr Park, Downingtown
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