Ann Coulter or Courtney Love

richlevy · 03-17-2007, 11:46 AM

I know that both of these women have been held up as less than acceptable sex partners on the Cellar, so I am curious. If you had to, which one would you choose?

Warning: choices are public.

SteveDallas · 03-17-2007, 11:52 AM

I'd rather choose Lorena Bobbitt.

lumberjim · 03-17-2007, 12:01 PM

ann coulter. easy. and i'd take pictures of it.

headline:

Ann Coulter goes down on a big fat guy!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-17-2007, 12:02 PM

The agony and the agony? I'd rather have sheldon.....he makes me laugh.

footfootfoot · 03-17-2007, 12:56 PM

Love would put its penis in anne coulter's bad place with out a warning, so would I.

cowhead · 03-17-2007, 01:23 PM

that murderous skank courtney love... oh it'd be one hell of a hate-fuck.

Griff · 03-17-2007, 01:25 PM

Barring contagion or Pete throwing me out on my butt, I have to go with C Love. Some will admit unfortunate feelings toward Briittney Spaniel or even that hideous chick from Baywatch but me, I've got sumtin for Love.

Scopulus Argentarius · 03-17-2007, 03:52 PM

Ann .. (think about it)

Trilby · 03-17-2007, 04:10 PM

Can the chicks have a poll?

Bill O'Reilly or Dick Cheney....

OR, if you'd like to be less partisan about your choice: Pete Doherty (Kate Moss's boyfriend--green and undead looking) or Ricky Martin (but, you'd have to listen to Le Martin's love talk beforehand) (plus, he's drunk and kinda sweaty)

wolf · 03-17-2007, 04:37 PM

O'Reilly, hands down.

Trilby · 03-17-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

O'Reilly, hands down.

despite his gooey wrinkly-ness? And megalomania?

I once thought we shared a real cynical world view (I won't flatter myself by thinking it was anything but)though now I see we are like the dolphin and the...peguin. Or something. Anyway--let me know how Bill...uh...is.

Griff · 03-17-2007, 05:53 PM

lol!

wolf · 03-17-2007, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

despite his gooey wrinkly-ness? And megalomania?

I once thought we shared a real cynical world view (I won't flatter myself by thinking it was anything but)though now I see we are like the dolphin and the...peguin. Or something. Anyway--let me know how Bill...uh...is.

And Cheney has what to recommend him? Ticker's goin' and a poor shot to boot.

richlevy · 03-17-2007, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

despite his gooey wrinkly-ness? And megalomania?

I once thought we shared a real cynical world view (I won't flatter myself by thinking it was anything but)though now I see we are like the dolphin and the...peguin. Or something. Anyway--let me know how Bill...uh...is.

Just make sure O'Reilly's no longer confusing a loofah with a falafel or things can get messy, and not in a good way.

BTW, I saw Wolf picked Coulter as a love match. It makes sense since it would last all night long. Of course, only one minute would be actual sex. The rest would be spent fighting for top.

My moneys on Wolf.

King · 03-17-2007, 07:44 PM

Ann Coulter. No hesitation.

View Poll Results: If someone held a gun to your head and said you had to have sex with one of these ..
Ann Coulter	7	28.00%
Courtney Love	10	40.00%
Go ahead and pull the trigger.	8	32.00%
Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll

03-17-2007, 11:46 AM	#1
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Ann Coulter or Courtney Love I know that both of these women have been held up as less than acceptable sex partners on the Cellar, so I am curious. If you had to, which one would you choose? Warning: choices are public. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

03-17-2007, 12:01 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ann coulter. easy. and i'd take pictures of it. headline: Ann Coulter goes down on a big fat guy! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-17-2007, 12:02 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The agony and the agony? I'd rather have sheldon.....he makes me laugh. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-17-2007, 12:56 PM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Love would put its penis in anne coulter's bad place with out a warning, so would I. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-17-2007, 11:52 AM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'd rather choose Lorena Bobbitt.

03-17-2007, 01:23 PM	#6
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	that murderous skank courtney love... oh it'd be one hell of a hate-fuck. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

03-17-2007, 01:25 PM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Barring contagion or Pete throwing me out on my butt, I have to go with C Love. Some will admit unfortunate feelings toward Briittney Spaniel or even that hideous chick from Baywatch but me, I've got sumtin for Love. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-17-2007, 03:52 PM	#8
Scopulus Argentarius Your current user title is: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: BTR Posts: 301	Ann .. (think about it)

03-17-2007, 04:10 PM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Can the chicks have a poll? Bill O'Reilly or Dick Cheney.... OR, if you'd like to be less partisan about your choice: Pete Doherty (Kate Moss's boyfriend--green and undead looking) or Ricky Martin (but, you'd have to listen to Le Martin's love talk beforehand) (plus, he's drunk and kinda sweaty) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-17-2007, 04:37 PM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	O'Reilly, hands down. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-17-2007, 05:53 PM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	lol! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-17-2007, 07:44 PM	#15
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