What's in your nightstand?

[Cloud]

Bruce! those glass toys are awesome--I have wanted one for a long time. They're beautiful, hygienic, and versatile--what more could you want from a toy?

[richlevy]

Originally Posted by Cloud

Bruce! those glass toys are awesome--I have wanted one for a long time. They're beautiful, hygienic, and versatile--what more could you want from a toy?

Sigh, I remember when women found me beautiful, hygienic and versatile.

Well, at my age two out of three ain't bad.

Oh, and in my nightstand are paperbacks, broken book lights, buttons (wearable with pins), and miscellaneous parts and manuals for clock radios, etc.

[Elspode]

My nightstand is actually an end table, so...no drawers. Upon my nightstand, however, are the following:

Clock radio, all hazards zone specific weather radio, indoor/outdoor atomic clock/thermometer, lamp, lube, bandannas for spooge rags (hey, I didn't start this thread), National Geographics, a minimum of two books, two nursery catalogues, a couple of microphone clips (don't ask), a package of thumbtacks, a phone charger and dust.

Selene has not one, but *three* drawers. Two are packed with toys, and one with various motivational tapes and CDs. On top of her nightstand is a constantly malfunctioning clock radio, a lamp, usually a bottle of water, some various offal and more dust.

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by Elspode

a couple of microphone clips (don't ask)

OK, now you know better than that.

[DucksNuts]

Originally Posted by Cloud

Bruce! those glass toys are awesome--I have wanted one for a long time. They're beautiful, hygienic, and versatile--what more could you want from a toy?

Ohh and awesome when shoved in the freezer for a while!


'Spode - how big is your tabley thingie???? thats alot of stuff. I want to know about the microphone clips...are you gonna record some new..umm...material for the cellar???

I have 3 drawers and the top one has various creams, potions and lotions for the nite time *beauty* routine.

#2 is the dirty slurry drawer - toys, lube, *wipes* etc

#3 is the manuals drawer.

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

#3 is the manuals drawer.

Manuals? For what?

[Sheldonrs]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Ohh and awesome when shoved in the freezer for a while!


'Spode - how big is your tabley thingie???? thats alot of stuff. I want to know about the microphone clips...are you gonna record some new..umm...material for the cellar???

I have 3 drawers and the top one has various creams, potions and lotions for the nite time *beauty* routine.

#2 is the dirty slurry drawer - toys, lube, *wipes* etc

#3 is the manuals drawer.

If you need manuals for the toys, lube and wipes, perhaps you need to take a class. lol!!!

[DucksNuts]

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Manuals? For what?

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

If you need manuals for the toys, lube and wipes, perhaps you need to take a class. lol!!!

Manuals are for all the household appliances

I know how to use my toys, although, there are a couple of attachments I dont have much of a clue about

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

there are a couple of attachments I dont have much of a clue about

If you have to ask, you probably don't want to go there.

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Manuals are for all the household appliances

I know how to use my toys, although, there are a couple of attachments I dont have much of a clue about

The best way to learn how to use such things is trial and error. I'm free this weekend.

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

'Spode - how big is your tabley thingie???? thats alot of stuff. I want to know about the microphone clips...are you gonna record some new..umm...material for the cellar???

The tabley thingie is actually two levels, so there's a big regular end table area beneath, then the upper level where the lamp, clock radio, thermometer and phone live. Did I forget the phone?

The mic clips just ended up there in the process of the ongoing recording of my friend Mike Nichols' audiobook version of his "Witches Sabbats" tome. There's also a couple of mic stands, mics, a mixer, cords, cables and a laptop involved, but those are merely in the vicinity of my bed, and not on the nightstand.