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Old 04-27-2007, 08:11 AM   #1
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Is this a gun thread in ice cream clothing?
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Old 04-27-2007, 08:36 AM   #2
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Is this a gun thread in ice cream clothing?
Nonsense. This is only about ice cream.

Chocolate. Ah, chocolate! Lethal, bold desire. There is nothing stopping you from enjoying the flavor, the excitement, but even adding a protective coating of Nestle's chocolate Shell isn't enough to get one to ignore that the ice cream probably contains too many nuts for your liking. Vanilla is a much safer choice and is clearly a favorite as well, but its flavor is easily overtaken by any ingredient imposed upon it -- the mere addition of a single, soft maraschino cherry completely overpowers it. Vanilla gives in, vanilla is weak. Now you know chocolate isn't good for you and who would want to be associated with those people, anyway? You know the kind. Vanilla is what gentle, sane people enjoy on a happy outing at the park. Families eat vanilla. Chocolate is what poor people from Detroit stock in their freezer...
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Old 04-27-2007, 09:04 AM   #3
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Nonsense. This is only about ice cream.
Oh, well in that case...

I'm a vanilla snob. I have a hard time eating any vanilla other than Breyers all natural. It used to be just like home made ice cream, but Breyers was bought out by Unilever, and now they mix guar gum and crap like that in with it. It's still the best, but it's gone down a few notches.

I just discovered Breyers Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip. I think it might be a new flavor. They take their vanilla ice cream, and throw in some chocolate chips and then mix in some raspberry syrup. It's really amazing how good it is.
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Old 04-27-2007, 11:52 AM   #4
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I'm a vanilla snob. I have a hard time eating any vanilla other than Breyers all natural. It used to be just like home made ice cream, but Breyers was bought out by Unilever, and now they mix guar gum and crap like that in with it. It's still the best, but it's gone down a few notches.
I was raised on the old-school vanilla Breyers. The stuff that they put out now? I can't eat it. I'm on a Ben & Jerry's kick...great ice cream.

If you try Ben & Jerry's Cinnamon Bun ice cream...you're going to need larger pants soon. I can't get enough of the stuff...too bad it only comes in pints.
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Old 05-23-2007, 03:13 PM   #5
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Chocolate is what poor people from Detroit stock in their freezer...
I used to live in Detroit - the freezer is where we kept our cold hard cash.
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This thread has taught me a valuable lesson - don't mention food unless you want people to discuss food (the same with guns).

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No one has mentioned meat-flavored ice cream; that would get my vote.

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I think there should have been an additional choice to account for a "diverse cultural background."
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