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05-21-2007, 10:06 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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That puts me in mind of:
I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of (chorus) Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen |
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05-22-2007, 09:30 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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When I was in France with the Army One day I looked into my kit I thought I would find me a sandwich But the darn thing was loaded with shhh... ...Shaving Cream
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05-22-2007, 11:10 AM
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why so serious
Join Date: Apr 2007
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The Who - Squeeze Box
Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest And when Daddy comes home he never gets no rest Cause she's playin' all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night Well the kids don't eat And the dog can't sleep There's no escape from the music In the whole damn street Cause she's playin' all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out She's playin' all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes squeeze me Come on and squeeze me Come on and tease me like you do I'm so in love with you Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out Cause she's playin' all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night [/size] |
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