Tell us a secret.

[Elspode]

Words don't do it justice, and I didn't take pics. Let's just summarize by saying that I feel considerably better about this insane lifestyle than I did awhile back. I will tell you this much: at one point around my campfire Sunday night, there were three bought and paid for male slaves who were gifted to my wife, all of them Army or recently discharged, the oldest of which was 25, competing to see who could fling glowstick bracelets into the fire using only their peni. This caused some considerable level of excitement to the already overstimulated ladies present. I benefitted in the end. Well, and before all that. And even before *that*.

Strangely, although it was probably a bit much to the average American, it was really not at all out of line. These guys didn't push any of the ladies to do anything they didn't want, they were obedient to the commands issued by Selene (she sort of stage directed things, which helped to keep it on the edge, but not over the edge), and they were, in general, fine examples of young American males having a good time.

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by Elspode

I benefitted in the end.

I bet you did!

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I bet you did!

How do you know he meant that end?

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by HLJ

How do you know he meant that end?

This is Elspode we're talking about.

[Elspode]

*Ultimately*. I meant ultimately.

You are all sick, sick, sick. Met up with my biggest fest fun correspondent again tonight, and still haven't got her in the end. But soon. Ah yes, soon.

[skysidhe]

Originally Posted by Elspode

Words don't do it justice, and I didn't take pics. Let's just summarize by saying that I feel considerably better about this insane lifestyle than I did awhile back. I will tell you this much: at one point around my campfire Sunday night, there were three bought and paid for male slaves who were gifted to my wife, all of them Army or recently discharged, the oldest of which was 25, competing to see who could fling glowstick bracelets into the fire using only their peni. This caused some considerable level of excitement to the already overstimulated ladies present. I benefitted in the end. Well, and before all that. And even before *that*.

Strangely, although it was probably a bit much to the average American, it was really not at all out of line. These guys didn't push any of the ladies to do anything they didn't want, they were obedient to the commands issued by Selene (she sort of stage directed things, which helped to keep it on the edge, but not over the edge), and they were, in general, fine examples of young American males having a good time.

.....and?

It was just getting interesting.