Simultaneously Eating and Drinking

[Griff]

Originally Posted by HLJ

Have you ever ... suddenly forget how to swallow? You're sitting there with this big blockage right at the entrance to your esophagus and you can't remember which muscles you have to move to get it down the chute. The veins in your head start to bulge and you either need to hack it out into your hand or risk choking.

Has this ever happened to you?

Dude, are you a chick?

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by Griff

Dude, are you a chick?

I knew I was setting myself up for that. I couldn't think of a way to avoid saying "swallow." I just figured that no Cellion would be so unkind as to point that out.

[Griff]

Originally Posted by HLJ

I knew I was setting myself up for that. I couldn't think of a way to avoid saying "swallow." I just figured that no Cellion would be so unkind as to point that out.

You thought most wrongly though. I'm the First Cellion! Thank you!