Flowers

Flowershop?
Call me crazy!

Ladies, don't tell men that flowers are too expensive if you want them... I know this sounds simple but it happens. Not just in the movies, happened to me recently.
In fact, never say one thing and want another, EVER!
We will actually think you mean what you say, every time & still care about you, nutty as it seems.
"Your friends? Sure, go out, it will be good for you, it has been ages!", when you get home, "why did you go out with your friends? You should have known I did not really want you to go out." *a bird flys out of her ear*
Only a truly INANE person says something like this... NEVER do it... seek help immediately if you have the impulse.