Random thread picker

HungLikeJesus · 06-27-2007, 11:23 AM

SD -- I see your random thread picker spawning a whole new interest in the Cellar. Posting will skyrocket, the tip jar will be overflowing, UT will make so much money he'll quit his new job.

World-wide productivity will plummet.

Cellarites will lose their jobs, quit cooking, stop talking to their families and become virtual hermits, stop paying their bills and become homeless, spend all of their time in internet cafes and libraries, forget to eat, and die.

Thanks SteveDallas.

glatt · 06-27-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by HLJ

SD -- I see your random thread picker spawning a whole new interest in the Cellar. Posting will skyrocket, the tip jar will be overflowing, UT will make so much money he'll quit his new job.

World-wide productivity will plummet.

Cellarites will lose their jobs, quit cooking, stop talking to their families and become virtual hermits, stop paying their bills and become homeless, spend all of their time in internet cafes and libraries, forget to eat, and die.

Thanks SteveDallas.

You kid, but I've already looked at about 20 random old threads. Some were really good. I can see this being a huge time waster.

SteveDallas · 06-27-2007, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by HLJ

Cellarites will lose their jobs . . . stop talking to their families . . . stop paying their bills . . . become homeless

It's cool. Their bosses, coworkers, family members, creditors, bill collectors, utility companies, bankers, landlords, real estate agents, and sheriffs will be glued to The Cellar too.

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forget to eat, and die.

Details. Somebody will invent The Matrix before it comes to that. (Or at least before it comes to that for EVERYBODY.)

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Thanks SteveDallas.

I live to serve humanity.

Shawnee123 · 06-27-2007, 02:06 PM

Wow, I don't remember saying any of that. Pass me the hits 4 haysoos, dude.

HungLikeJesus · 06-27-2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Wow, I don't remember saying any of that. Pass me the hits 4 haysoos, dude.

Perhaps we - you, I, the two of us - have swapped identities. It was that whole stalkee-stalking-stalker, black hole thing, I'm sure.

SteveDallas · 06-27-2007, 02:21 PM

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Wow, I don't remember saying any of that. Pass me the hits 4 haysoos, dude.

Sorry, I don't know what happened---some sort of weird cut & paste warp field I guess.

06-27-2007, 11:23 AM	#1
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	SD -- I see your random thread picker spawning a whole new interest in the Cellar. Posting will skyrocket, the tip jar will be overflowing, UT will make so much money he'll quit his new job. World-wide productivity will plummet. Cellarites will lose their jobs, quit cooking, stop talking to their families and become virtual hermits, stop paying their bills and become homeless, spend all of their time in internet cafes and libraries, forget to eat, and die. Thanks SteveDallas. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-27-2007, 02:06 PM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Wow, I don't remember saying any of that. Pass me the hits 4 haysoos, dude. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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