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06-29-2007, 02:22 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Why did god make white chocolate?
So black children can smear something on their face. --------------------------------- What do Virginia Tech & Mount Everest have in common? Both are Minus 33 and have killer slopes! --------------------------------- I had some money I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at my local bank. I was in the short line......just one person ahead of me, an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. He was more than a little agitated. He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla for yen, today get one hunat eighty: Why it change?" The teller replied, "Fluctuations". The Asian man yells, "Fluc you white guys, too!" --------------------------------- Why couldn't Chris Benoit kiss his son goodnight? Because the pillow was in the way. --------------------------------- How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off. --------------------------------- How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. The problem is getting them in there.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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07-02-2007, 03:26 PM
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07-23-2007, 02:19 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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--------- Q: What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A: A microwave won't brown your meat. --------- Guy walks into a bar and says "All lawyers are assholes". This big fellow in a suit whips around and says "Hey, I resent that." "Yeah, well are you a lawyer?" he asks. "No" says the big guy, "I'm an asshole."
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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