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“The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass." -- Margaret Cho

“A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you
watch.” -- Hermione Gingold, from a press report, 1973

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they
are wonderful things for other people to go on." -- Jean Kerr

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks." --
Totie Fields

"What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet,
isn't much better than tedious disease.” -- George Dennison Prentice

"Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet,
exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you
to death.” -- Lynn Johnston, For Better or For Worse

"The fat epidemic is bullshit!" -- Penn Jillette, Penn & Teller's
Bullshit!: Obesity (Season 5 premiere; Showtime)