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Old 08-17-2007, 12:06 PM   #1
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Wellll......While i won't catagorically deny being an asshole ....at times.... I would say in a general sense that I am in fact, rather non assholular. That is ....I'm an asshole in the most appealing sense of the word ....at times.

Like.... you could say, "ah, Jim, you asshole...." and be smiling and I'd smile back and flip you the bird. And then shake my head and walk away still smiling.... But if you got all red in the face and balled your fists up impotently at your sides and screamed "YOU ASSHOLE!" at the top of your lungs in a crowded Library.....I might take some exception to that.


now...why don't you tell me how you really feel about me( I was just kidding about you being attracted to me, btw...i know I'm a big dork), and then we can deal with each other in an honest fashion. I like you, fwiw...I think you're one of the good n00bs.
No I'm just testing how many years I can shave off my life and I think the 'being attracted to you' statement did the trick. I think it probably took the little bit of youth I had left. *If you are taking me seriously- that is a whole other problem*

Ignorant maybe, but slut would be nice. And at least I would be getting some action. (with or without the permission slip from RK)


Now- in all seriousness xo Bruce. Better watch it or I'm going to take my vote for you out of the nomination thread and stick it somewhere you are not going to like. Mean-spirited antics like that do as well with me as dog shit all over my shoes. For all wondering: that's not good. Oh, and if you are going to give me a nice little nickname like that you had better be able to back that up with some tangible proof or stay the hell away from me. I never disrespected you in any way, and I don't expect to be treated with any less respect because you have decided to assasinate my character on a whim. I may be ignorant of a lot of things...but I know when someone is being a bratty little bitch for no reason. Abuse someone else motherfucker. This started when you were deciding whether or not I sexually manipulate men and manipulate with kids. You are fucked up. I don't need to hear that stuff, and I don't need your projections about the state of my personal life. You aren't anywhere close to knowing me to make those assumptions and thank god for small miracles like that one. This is me- jumping on your ass..........and it's not going to stop until you act like a man rather than a little bully on an adult playground. Throw some more of your colorful terms around....maybe you'll accidentally get something right.


There I feel better.
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:19 PM   #2
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Now- in all seriousness xo Bruce. Better watch it or I'm going to take my vote for you out of the nomination thread and stick it somewhere you are not going to like. Mean-spirited antics like that do as well with me as dog shit all over my shoes. For all wondering: that's not good. Oh, and if you are going to give me a nice little nickname like that you had better be able to back that up with some tangible proof or stay the hell away from me. I never disrespected you in any way, and I don't expect to be treated with any less respect because you have decided to assasinate my character on a whim. I may be ignorant of a lot of things...but I know when someone is being a bratty little bitch for no reason. Abuse someone else motherfucker. This started when you were deciding whether or not I sexually manipulate men and manipulate with kids. You are fucked up. I don't need to hear that stuff, and I don't need your projections about the state of my personal life. You aren't anywhere close to knowing me to make those assumptions and thank god for small miracles like that one. This is me- jumping on your ass..........and it's not going to stop until you act like a man rather than a little bully on an adult playground. Throw some more of your colorful terms around....maybe you'll accidentally get something right.


There I feel better.
First of all go fuck yourself, you don't threaten me.
Second of all, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, because anyone with half a brain would know I wasn't talking to you or about you.

I was talking about the Saturday Night Live routine where Jane Curtain was called an ignorant slut every week, just as LJ threatened to hang a "dirty bitch" handle on you. If was a comment on his theatrics.

Get a clue, it's not all about you.
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:54 PM   #3
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I haven't heard, "ignorant slut", in years.
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First of all go fuck yourself, you don't threaten me.
Second of all, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, because anyone with half a brain would know I wasn't talking to you or about you.

I was talking about the Saturday Night Live routine where Jane Curtain was called an ignorant slut every week, just as LJ threatened to hang a "dirty bitch" handle on you. If was a comment on his theatrics.

Get a clue, it's not all about you.



Ok....now I feel terrible....oh.
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:26 PM   #4
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Ok....now I feel terrible....oh.
Don't worry about it, I'll give you plenty of reason to hate me later.
In the mean time, take off those shoes and get back in the kitchen.
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:14 PM   #5
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I was talking about the Saturday Night Live routine where Jane Curtain was called an ignorant slut every week, just as LJ threatened to hang a "dirty bitch" handle on you. If was a comment on his theatrics.
That is how I read it. But plenty of people have misread things I have posted in jest and ended up taking it personally. Whatever.
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