What is this?

[Shawnee123]

Man-inches?

Let me put it this way: I have an idea for a restaurant. It's like Hooters only all the servers are men in g-strings. It's called Boners. The specialty is a foot long hot dog, but when it's served it's really only 3-4 inches.

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Those are FMWs!

Is that one of those acronyms from the singles section?

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

...With white socks, from the look of it! geek alert. :p

Oh, no. Those are grey silk.

The stupid thing was that I was touring a sawmill/plywood plant and powerplant in dress clothes and carrying my good camera. Everything was full of sawdust when I was finished. Everything. I can still taste it.

I might start a new thread in Quality Images called Industrial photos, if anyone else is interested.

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Is that one of those acronyms from the singles section?

Nahh, we girls call our really high-heeled shoes FMPs (f***-me pumps.) So those are f***-me wingtips! Tres sexy!

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Nahh, we girls call our really high-heeled shoes FMPs (f***-me pumps.) So those are f***-me wingtips! Tres sexy!

So I was right: SWF with FMPs seeks SWM with FMWs.

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Let me put it this way: I have an idea for a restaurant. It's like Hooters only all the servers are men in g-strings. It's called Boners. The specialty is a foot long hot dog, but when it's served it's really only 3-4 inches.

LOL! Do it.

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Let me put it this way: I have an idea for a restaurant. It's like Hooters only all the servers are men in g-strings. It's called Boners. The specialty is a foot long hot dog, but when it's served it's really only 3-4 inches.

"Strange wang in the palm of my hand"...