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Old 08-27-2007, 01:36 PM   #1
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Homosexuality DOES influence jeans. Look inside any Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue.
The only thing better then the women's A&F jeans is getting to look at the posters for men's A&F jeans while you try them on.
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:51 PM   #2
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The only thing better then the women's A&F jeans is getting to look at the posters for men's A&F jeans while you try them on.
so...while i'm holding your purse and looking like a total dick in that faggy store that doesn't even MAKE clothes that fit real man sized men......you're in there with your pants off looking at strange mens' butts?!

::kicks stuff around the room::
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:54 PM   #3
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so...while i'm holding your purse and looking like a total dick in that faggy store that doesn't even MAKE clothes that fit real man sized men......you're in there with your pants off looking at strange mens' butts?!
Hey, I spent 2 hours in a bra shop one day...I was the only guy in there the whole time. Good thing I love April a whole lot!
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:16 PM   #4
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Hey, I spent 2 hours in a bra shop one day...I was the only guy in there the whole time. Good thing I love April a whole lot!
I had a similar experience last week, but it was 25 minutes in the "young womens'" bra section of Target. Talk about surreal...
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Old 08-28-2007, 07:42 AM   #5
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so...while i'm holding your purse and looking like a total dick in that faggy store that doesn't even MAKE clothes that fit real man sized men......you're in there with your pants off looking at strange mens' butts?!

::kicks stuff around the room::
lmao!

But I guess I'm going to the wrong clothing stores. Quality Farm and Fleet ain't got no pitchers of hot guys!
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Old 08-28-2007, 07:46 AM   #6
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Quality Farm and Fleet ain't got no pitchers of hot guys!
*sticks thumbs between overall straps and flannel, moves piece of straw from one corner of mouth to other*

Nope, but they got some reel good shitkickers.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:08 AM   #7
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so...while i'm holding your purse and looking like a total dick in that faggy store that doesn't even MAKE clothes that fit real man sized men......
The only embarrassing thing, was the sleazy thoughts in your head. You know, all those women knew, you were stripping them naked with your eyes. Well maybe not the sagging grandmother, but the rest.
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Old 08-31-2007, 04:44 PM   #8
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so...while i'm holding your purse and looking like a total dick in that faggy store that doesn't even MAKE clothes that fit real man sized men......you're in there with your pants off looking at strange mens' butts?!

::kicks stuff around the room::

Hey it's ok as long as you guys aren't at a Goodwill. Uuuugh.
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:18 PM   #9
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Looks like it-according to that- I have a pair of lesbian hands?

Not that I wouldn't ponder having sex with a woman (I think women are hot) It doesn't gross me out at all...I'm just entirely sexually devoted to my husband. And that's forever. If I could be a lesbian and a dedicated wife in love with my husband, and only have real sexual inclinations towards my husband. Then I would be a lesbian. But I don't think thinking that women are hot qualifies. Yes, very aesthetically pleasing. But I am only in love with my cutie pie at home.
Someone told me once that your sexuality is really based on which sex you are emotionally attracted to the most. Which sex strikes an emotional chord the most? Well men really seem to get me going emotionally, and physically. So do women, but in very minute degrees sexually and emotionally.

Except for my mom....she pisses me off sometimes in a way that isn't even human.

Oh and there's only a problem with Jinx doing that LJ if she's in a Goodwill. Uuuugh.
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Hey it's ok as long as you guys aren't at a Goodwill. Uuuugh.
you obviously thought that was funny enough to post twice....but i'm sorry, i'm not getting it? a little help?
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