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Old 09-20-2007, 10:16 PM   #1
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Bri, you're right. It's going to fuck up your sex life. BUT NOT PERMANENTLY. And it's probably a good thing. If you read raunchy fiction, you don't want "bodice-ripper" to pertain to mastectomy scars.

You're all right, Bri will still be as sexy as ever, but it will take time for her to feel as sexy as ever. But it will happen. I suspect we may need a ticketing system to manage the queue for those who want to show their appreciation of her sexiness when she's ready to hear it. I volunteer to hand out the timed tickets at a mere nickel a piece. I expect to be able to retire on the profits before the new year.
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Old 09-20-2007, 11:35 PM   #2
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Bri, you're right. It's going to fuck up your sex life. BUT NOT PERMANENTLY. And it's probably a good thing. If you read raunchy fiction, you don't want "bodice-ripper" to pertain to mastectomy scars.

You're all right, Bri will still be as sexy as ever, but it will take time for her to feel as sexy as ever. But it will happen. I suspect we may need a ticketing system to manage the queue for those who want to show their appreciation of her sexiness when she's ready to hear it. I volunteer to hand out the timed tickets at a mere nickel a piece. I expect to be able to retire on the profits before the new year.
Wrong thread pet?

I was totally confused my this
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Old 09-21-2007, 04:55 PM   #3
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Wrong thread pet?

I was totally confused my this

*sigh* indeed. This is the punishment I get for having several windows opened onto the cellar, trying to let a little light in!
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