I know everyone's tired of Guantanamo bay...

[skysidhe]

[tw]

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Bin Laden is nice to get -- but do you really think the bad guys will quit if we get him? I don't really. For that would be fictional.

Urbane Guerrilla says we should not go after the only enemy - bin Laden. Why are Urbane Guerrilla's enemies so shadowy? Because they don't exist. Only insurgents, rising up to take back their country from an invader, are evil? Yes according to Urbane Guerrilla who has all but called for protecting bin Laden from justice.

UG, you were never officer material. You cannot see the bigger picture. They tell you who the bad guy is. You automatically believe without even asking if that bad guy exists. Shadowy enemy. It must exist. Ghosts are hard to kill with bullets.

Casper is evil. Moriarity is evil. Our enemies are hiding everywhere. Only UG can see these enemies?

[DanaC]

American dads are watching football and drinking beer ? Is that was UG does in his off time?

No. The cartoon character 'American Dad'.

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Now tw is telling us bin Laden is "the only enemy." Who believes that? You, tw?

No, tw, we see your anti-American madness continues in its full floridity, busily making plea for the forces of undemocracy. Poor, stupid, communists' dupe, you profound lover of all that is non-democratic. That tells me you've no experience of a totalitarian society, none at all. Consequently, your pronouncements are all in error, each and every word. That is why I scold you: you can't get it right. You can be relied upon to disgrace yourself in the eyes of mankind's lovers, democracy's saviors, and American patriots; you have done so once again, and once again I scold you for doing what you seem unable to change in yourself. That and you never manage an idee-fixe that is factual. Tsk tsk tsk. What is to be done with a man who'd so rather be wrong than become right?

[tw]

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Now tw is telling us bin Laden is "the only enemy." Who believes that? You, tw?

There are other enemies of America. One is Urban Guerrilla. Ignorance and myopia is one of America's greatest threats.

UG, when does your manuscript for the Pentagon Papers get published?

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Perhaps when you revise your own life's philosophy to become both sane and a patriot? :p

Once again, to isolate the teachable from the unteachable: undemocracy isn't good enough for humans anywhere, and humans should not tolerate undemocracy, nor undemocrats.

It is interesting that an American enemy like tw would call me one. Illustrative, too, of his psychological projections. This sort of thing springs too often and too easily from your lips and soul, tw.

[Happy Monkey]

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

This sort of thing springs too often and too easily from your lips and soul, tw.

It's all you do.

[tw]

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

This sort of thing springs too often and too easily from your lips and soul, tw.

So again you ignored the question. What do you fear? When does your manuscript for the Pentagon Papers get published?

[Urbane Guerrilla]

You've asked twice; apparently you're not reading that I've answered once, and ignored not at all. I certainly wouldn't fear you; you have nothing. Btw, O Ignoramissimus, I answer your question with another. I can do that. That's also about as much answer as you're going to get: as much, that is, as you deserve.

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

It's all you do.

If you're not busily burning the commie at the stake twice a night are you certain you are not being remiss? Discuss.

I'll start: I flog the collectivist-totalitarian propagandizer here, and you're moved to object to the punishment? Where's your sense of justice?

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Originally Posted by DanaC

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Urbane Guerilla is American Dad!

There's an even better character: I'm Owl. As in A.A. Milne. I'm cast in that role in a community theater production and we open Friday the 28th. It's true Wol is a birdbrain with an education, but you still have to be bright to play a birdbrain well.

Milne esteemed brainpower: why else would Eeyore, himself no intellectual giant, go off on a rant about animals without brains, just gray fluff that got blown into their heads by accident?

[tw]

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

You've asked twice; apparently you're not reading that I've answered once, and ignored not at all. ... I answer your question with another. I can do that.

Yes you can do that when you fear to answer the question. When does your manuscript for the Pentagon Papers get published?

[Urbane Guerrilla]

I do not fear. And I've told you the answer, pathetic one. Now accept the answer and quit proving yourself stupider.

And do you really want me to bring up the matter of your non-response to the question I've posed you about five different times in several threads: Do you want America to win?

I suppose that's about the sixth time. It's a question that hangs you on the horns of a dilemma, doesn't it? If you answer according to your inclinations, every American on this board will turn on you. If you answer according to what you think I want to hear, you're dissembling. This is why you inspire contempt. If you didn't get yourself into this sort of thing, you'd be better regarded.

[xoxoxoBruce]

NO, I want Iraq to win.

[Flint]

Can I bring you your check, UG? Because you just got served.