Screw cell phones

[Cicero]

It's funny that you bring this up Jeb:
I beat the hell out of my cell phone a couple of weeks ago. I even made sure it was dead, dead, dead......And the battery? I stomped on it, well jumped on it up an down- and when that did nothing to it, I took out my lighter. That felt really damb good, and although I am embarassed at my cell phone rage:

I will never be sorry for it. Ever.

I tell everyone that I "broke" it and lost their numbers...but really I killed it. I never usually break my things or act out like that.....but somehow I feel so much better. Really.....it was awesome. I now have the courage to discuss it after Mockingbird's photo of what he did to a computer.