You Park Like an A-hole!

10-12-2007, 10:04 PM

Seriously, no good can come of it.
It can take me a long time to do my stuff, especially if I am having a bad day.
I would feel bad for some poor guy with his messed-up kid having to wait on me because of some idiot manager/owner who was brain-dead enough to put it in the disabled stall.
Then again, I may have to go very badly. Sometimes I get diarrhea when I am in a lot of pain, combo of the stress of pain and the extra meds. Having to wait for someone to change their kid is equally FUBAR.
The whole situation is fucked... what kind of mouth-breather thinks that is a good idea?

monster · 10-12-2007, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

The whole situation is fucked... what kind of mouth-breather thinks that is a good idea?

Architect/Safety/Squeemish people.

Can't get a changing thingy in a regular sized cubicle. Choice is handwashing area or disabled cubicle. Go figure. And, of course, children disable you -hence the need for handicapped-like spaces for up-the-duffers.

ZenGum · 10-13-2007, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Now that's amazing. Is it maybe hidden in the handicapped stall?

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Fucked-up place for it.

Absolutely. The handicapped toilet (in nightclubs at any rate) is referred to as "the boardroom" and is the location of choice for couples looking for a bit of privacy for a quickie. Damn it would put you off to have someone changing their baby while you were at it. And having RK pounding on the door and shooting the hinges off ... way to spoil the mood, dude.

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

... what kind of mouth-breather thinks that is a good idea?

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Originally Posted by monster

Architect/Safety/Squeemish people.

You forgot: manager.

Apologies to any cellarite managers. I am sure you do a good job.

10-14-2007, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Absolutely. The handicapped toilet (in nightclubs at any rate) is referred to as "the boardroom" and is the location of choice for couples looking for a bit of privacy for a quickie. Damn it would put you off to have someone changing their baby while you were at it. And having RK pounding on the door and shooting the hinges off ... way to spoil the mood, dude.

Nightclubs sell alcohol... I don't carry in them. I would wait for them to touch the metal stall wall and tase them through it.

ZenGum · 10-14-2007, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Nightclubs sell alcohol... I don't carry in them. I would wait for them to touch the metal stall wall and tase them through it.

Nice technique! Subtle but still effective. Maybe you could tase through the door handle - would that work?
Still, it might mean it would take even longer to get to answer your call of nature. weigh it up.

10-18-2007, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Nice technique! Subtle but still effective. Maybe you could tase through the door handle - would that work?
Still, it might mean it would take even longer to get to answer your call of nature. weigh it up.

You don't think the shock would help them "finish-up"?

ZenGum · 10-18-2007, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

You don't think the shock would help them "finish-up"?

Yeah, all over the floor. You really wanna be cruising through that?

10-12-2007, 10:04 PM	#1
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Seriously, no good can come of it. It can take me a long time to do my stuff, especially if I am having a bad day. I would feel bad for some poor guy with his messed-up kid having to wait on me because of some idiot manager/owner who was brain-dead enough to put it in the disabled stall. Then again, I may have to go very badly. Sometimes I get diarrhea when I am in a lot of pain, combo of the stress of pain and the extra meds. Having to wait for someone to change their kid is equally FUBAR. The whole situation is fucked... what kind of mouth-breather thinks that is a good idea?

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