Britons named world's biggest emitters

Aliantha · 10-13-2007, 06:55 PM

I think Australians fart the most and loudest in public because we're all uncouth and crass and descended from convicts.

ZenGum · 10-14-2007, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

I think Australians fart the most and loudest in public because we're all uncouth and crass and descended from convicts.

And we give them scores out of ten, for technical difficulty and artistic merit.

I'm not so worried about being descended from convicts. What worries me is that quite a few of us must be descended from prison guards. Ughghghgh.

Better that than puritans.

TheMercenary · 10-14-2007, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

I think Australians fart the most and loudest in public because we're all uncouth and crass and descended from convicts.

Maybe that is why the Aussies seem to get along better with the Yanks than most of the previous colonials? :p

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