Scientology

[freshnesschronic]

Ok. I just heard a brief explanation of what Scientologists believe.
And now I'm like wtf.
But I think my roommate got this from South Park so it might all be wrong.

But something like 50K years ago aliens came, exterminated all other aliens, froze themselves on earth, found monkeys, put their alien souls into the monkeys, and became humans. Humans have an alien soul in them that scientology can suck out of you with a machine.

Am I on target? Or at least batting 500?

[Happy Monkey]

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

But I think my roommate got this from South Park so it might all be wrong.

South Park got it right.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

Ok. I just heard a brief explanation of what Scientologists believe.
And now I'm like wtf.

Referring to the "Black people "less intelligent" " thread, this vindicates YOUR intelligence. Or at least your rationality.
Although I think WTFFFFFF? is more appropriate.

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

But I think my roommate got this from South Park so it might all be wrong.

But something like 50K years ago aliens came, exterminated all other aliens, froze themselves on earth, found monkeys, put their alien souls into the monkeys, and became humans. Humans have an alien soul in them that scientology can suck out of you with a machine.

If the Aliens made humans by putting their Alien souls into the monkeys, then wouldn't Scientologists sucking the alien soul out turn you back into a monkey? Hmmm, might explain a few things about them.

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

Am I on target? Or at least batting 500?

As far as I know, yes, but the deeper you dig, the weirder it gets. Check the Wikipedia entry for Xenu ...