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xoxoxoBruce · 10-20-2007, 09:36 PM

Welcome to the Cellar sikcboy.

sikcboy · 10-22-2007, 08:17 PM

remember all the dead baby jokes?

Whats red and squirms in the corner?

A baby playing with a razor blade.

Whats green and sits in the corner?

The same baby 2 weeks later.

Whats blue and squirms in the corner?

A baby playing with a plastic bag!!!!

Whats red and squirms on the ceiling?

A baby on a playing on a meat hook.

Wanna know how sick i really am?

I THINK i made this one up, but i was

at the time.

Whats black and squirms in the corner?

A freshly skinned baby in a black bin liner full of salt!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-24-2007, 06:34 PM

Bush Seeks to Ban Marriage Between Fictitious Gay Characters
Harry Potter Revelation Prompts President’s Move

Just days after “Harry Potter” author J.K. Rowling revealed that the popular professor character Albus Dumbledore was gay, President George W. Bush told the nation that he would seek a ban on fictitious gay weddings.

In a nationally televised address last night, Mr. Bush said that he will devote the rest of his term in office to obtaining a constitutional amendment banning marriage between fictitious gay characters.

“In order to protect the sanctity of marriage in the real world, we must first protect the sanctity of marriage in fiction,” Mr. Bush said. “This is the most pressing goal of my Administration – even more important than bombing Iran.”

While the president’s address was for the most part consistent with his earlier statements on gay marriage, it was uncharacteristic in that it demonstrated an awareness of books.

And in attacking the Mr. Dumbledore’s right to wed, Mr. Bush may have raised the ire of one of the most militant constituencies in the U.S.: Harry Potter fans.

Jude Ralston, 34, one of over 5,000 Potter devotees who dressed as Dumbledore to protest the president’s speech outside the White House last night, said that Mr. Bush could be playing with fire: “Harry Potter fans take these things very seriously, and we don’t have anything else going on in our lives.”

As for Dumbledore’s gayness, Mr. Ralston said that he had overlooked obvious clues the first time he read the books: “I, like, totally missed that scene in the airport bathroom.”

Spexxvet · 10-24-2007, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sikcboy

remember all the dead baby jokes? ...

Which is easier to unload - a truck full of babies or a truck full of B-Bs?

A truck full of babies - you can use a pitchfork.

10-20-2007, 09:36 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar sikcboy.

10-22-2007, 08:17 PM	#2
sikcboy infectious waste case Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mooon base alpha 5 Posts: 52	remember all the dead baby jokes? Whats red and squirms in the corner? A baby playing with a razor blade. Whats green and sits in the corner? The same baby 2 weeks later. Whats blue and squirms in the corner? A baby playing with a plastic bag!!!! Whats red and squirms on the ceiling? A baby on a playing on a meat hook. Wanna know how sick i really am? I THINK i made this one up, but i was at the time. Whats black and squirms in the corner? A freshly skinned baby in a black bin liner full of salt!!!

10-24-2007, 06:34 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Bush Seeks to Ban Marriage Between Fictitious Gay Characters Harry Potter Revelation Prompts President’s Move Just days after “Harry Potter” author J.K. Rowling revealed that the popular professor character Albus Dumbledore was gay, President George W. Bush told the nation that he would seek a ban on fictitious gay weddings. In a nationally televised address last night, Mr. Bush said that he will devote the rest of his term in office to obtaining a constitutional amendment banning marriage between fictitious gay characters. “In order to protect the sanctity of marriage in the real world, we must first protect the sanctity of marriage in fiction,” Mr. Bush said. “This is the most pressing goal of my Administration – even more important than bombing Iran.” While the president’s address was for the most part consistent with his earlier statements on gay marriage, it was uncharacteristic in that it demonstrated an awareness of books. And in attacking the Mr. Dumbledore’s right to wed, Mr. Bush may have raised the ire of one of the most militant constituencies in the U.S.: Harry Potter fans. Jude Ralston, 34, one of over 5,000 Potter devotees who dressed as Dumbledore to protest the president’s speech outside the White House last night, said that Mr. Bush could be playing with fire: “Harry Potter fans take these things very seriously, and we don’t have anything else going on in our lives.” As for Dumbledore’s gayness, Mr. Ralston said that he had overlooked obvious clues the first time he read the books: “I, like, totally missed that scene in the airport bathroom.”

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